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Submitted: 07/09/2013
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User avatar #5 - viscerys (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This joke was better in Black Books.
#10 - unoriginalaccount (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Long read
User avatar #18 - awesomeguyTS ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I always want to think that at some point a jehova's witness knocked on the door of a priest and said "would you like to talk about Jesus Christ?" and the priest replies with "sure, what would you like to know?"
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That'd probly be more accurate without the cross on the bible
User avatar #6 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
A friends of mine invited a couple Mormons to come in when they came to his door...
He then proceeded to trying to make them see why his cat was more amazing than Jesus.
For some reason they left after less than 10 minutes.
#4 - cutiepyro (07/10/2013) [-]
no i'm serious, that was actually a really good twist
User avatar #1 - bobthedilder (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once had Jehovah's witness come to my door and had a 20 minute coversation with them on my doorstep. Things about Jesus were said but beyond that I can't remember. Also it was just some old guy in a polo and his wife rather than the white shirt black pants get up. inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #21 - jajathezombie (07/10/2013) [-]
> Be me, few years ago
> Jehova's witnesses keep coming to my door
> Had just gotten out of Catholicism after being raised in it for ~18 years, not in the mood to have religion shoved down my throat
> Usually try to ignore the JWs who come to my house until they go away, but a few are really persistent
> Hear them out when they come because I don't know how else to handle it
> Can't force myself to be rude to these people
> Master plan
> Bake a cake, have it waiting in the fridge for the next JW
> They show up after ~2 days
> Open the door, hand them the cake, shut the door
> Icing on the cake reads, "Here's a cake. It's not poison. Please stop coming here."
>JWs never show up at my place again
> Not sure if they think I'm beta as **** or a serial killer
#15 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - acemcgunner (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #13 - babbylicious (07/10/2013) [-]
They look more like mormans
User avatar #11 - dyingkisses (07/10/2013) [-]
I stood outside and talked to a couple of Jehovah's witnesses for awhile one night and one of the guys went "DO you think youve ever met a prophet?" And I'm a smart ass so I went "I could have met a hundred of them and I would have never known because prophets dont walk around telling people theyre prophets.."
#8 - willindor (07/10/2013) [-]
MFW Jehovah's are coming to my door.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
copy an old joke

do it badly so its actually less funny than the original

STRAIGHT TO FRONT PAGE

you dont deserve it
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