Be part: of government hating, strict family.
Go to party with
whose family is also strict.
Hang out for hours steadying shirts and playing video games.
destoying turns more into a fight of colors in white shirts.
Paint all over hands and fingers and old clothing.
has to be home at 11: 30.
Realize it' s past 12: 30.
Run to car and floor it home.
On backroad with 5 stop signs.
Decide to run the damned octagons of oppression.
Get pulled over by cop.
Cop is douche.
flipping all the shits.
Asks what I was doing this late at night.
Say nothing because screw the government.
He asks for license and registration.
Hand them in soaked hands.
He asks why my hands and face are covered in red.
Turn to him slowly and stare deep into his eyes and say,
A man loves his woman every day of the month"
Cop and are disgust, but cop secretly giggles.
MFW I no longer have , but only got a warning.