LotR Facts: Part 5. Heres Part 5, very wordy I know I'm sorry. Part 1: /funny_pictures/4669343/Lord+of+the+Rings+Facts/ Part 2: /funny_pictures/4670579/LotR+Fac LOTR facts Part 5 Morgoth sauron
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#1 - aleeyam
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I will stop this from making it to the fp again
#282 to #1 - anon id: 5c70af78
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even thou i am a ******* anon - i agree with you

this piece of oc is bullcrap...
and those wrong facts... as morgoth is dead... dude or not even mentioning his name melkor
again all i feel is rage
#319 to #282 - anon id: 85310e5e
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So ******* make something better.
User avatar #384 to #1 - aleeyam
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So many red thumbs... what have i done. I apologize to the guy who post this, he's doing good stuff.
User avatar #170 to #1 - ifightdragons
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good job you got him
#360 to #1 - legendofbearo
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Comment Picture
#180 to #1 - snaresinger
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This is literally the first post I have seen all day that I want to reach fp, and holy **** I want to see it reach frontpage. This looked like a lot of work and it's ******* amazing. ur a cunt mate n u no wot u cn fck off
#28 to #1 - qpalzmmzlapq
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HA! good luck
#30 to #1 - kristjanthegreat
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#106 to #1 - highclassbean
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I FAVORITED YOUR ****** COMMENT SO THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DELETE IT
#109 to #106 - aleeyam
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i'm not afraid of red thumbs man, my comment will stay forever here
#115 to #109 - highclassbean
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why do you hate LOTR or at least this guys posts? they are very will done and informative in a funny way.
User avatar #118 to #115 - aleeyam
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i do not hate them ... i jus tried to be funny, now i have my anus prepared for the red thumbs!
#119 to #118 - highclassbean
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that is your attempt at being funny?
just knowing that and how bad you are at being funny, makes its funny
I can't believe it. you are so un-funny its funny
#190 to #119 - anon id: 98d984b9
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Maybe that was his plan all along?
User avatar #350 to #109 - garymotherfingoak
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red means stop
User avatar #23 to #1 - puremadmentalged
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You will not be destroying this sandcastle!
#25 to #23 - anon id: bfe22977
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Sandcastle? This is a sand palace!
#10 to #1 - mattdoggy
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#114 - acroneos
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"president of the save the sandcastles foundation"
#6 - mattdoggy
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Thanks for the Posts OP
Thanks for the Posts OP
#21 - areservedlime
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OMG, these are so good, I love you op, especially those little tid bits of funny stuff, good job
OMG, these are so good, I love you op, especially those little tid bits of funny stuff, good job
#18 - asianbear
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Good work OP
#55 - highclassbean
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dude this **** is so tight
this **** makes me want to start doing the same thing but for the warhammer 40k universe. seems like a whole lot of people know a bit about 40k, but there is a **** ton of back story to it as well like lotr. I think I just may start now
#212 to #55 - anon id: b8c1ce3b
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Please do.
#347 to #55 - anon id: 568e4aca
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**** dude, if you ever need a hand I'm a ******* encyclopaedia of 40k lore. I have 2 GM'd rpgs that I've done in the setting, and I'm currently running another, been reading about it for years.
User avatar #92 to #55 - swiekim
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you should do it
#134 to #55 - grandterskrasao
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do it or you're gay. And not the cool gay, you know... the one that's pretty nice and you're not sure if hes gay or not for a while because he doesn't talk about it, till bam, homosex happens.
User avatar #136 to #134 - highclassbean
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don't worry im, working on it right now. got quite a lot of it done too. the first post isnt going to be so much as random facts. im going to explain warhammer 40k lore first to everyone before all the cool side facts and hero storys. starting with humanity
#137 to #136 - grandterskrasao
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aww yea, ************.
#195 to #55 - thisotherdude
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I only know the basics of 40k, so naturally I would ******* love that ****!
#257 to #55 - kewwu
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**** man please do it,ive been a fan of 40k ever since i can remember
#381 to #55 - kesolukt
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I'm all about chaos, even got the Liber Chaotica, so if you'd like any help in that area I'm all yours.

Also I will have to cut out your eyes if you write something about the Dark Gods that is incorrect :3
#142 to #55 - Timmietim
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User avatar #101 to #55 - dadukesta
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You have to start with the beginning of time and the star devourers.
Or else i'll be upset.
User avatar #104 to #101 - highclassbean
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i'll get there some day, right now im gonna start out with humanity and their history
#107 to #104 - dadukesta
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I guess that's okay...
User avatar #113 to #107 - highclassbean
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well im making it for people who dont really know warhammer at all, also for people who do, but not all the back story of it. dont think a whole lot of people besides the hardcore 40k fans know anything about the olds ones, Necrontyr, the war in heaven, or the original pure energy based c'tan
User avatar #57 to #55 - crotchlesshotpants
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do it
#59 to #55 - ninjafaggots
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User avatar #62 to #55 - fxremastered
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yeah no seriously, please do it.
#80 to #55 - cherrypoppin
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I would also like to see that! Please do this!
#73 to #55 - misumena
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I know nothing about 40k so it would be awesome if you did
I know nothing about 40k so it would be awesome if you did
User avatar #76 - tias
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I ******* love these. How many are you planning on making?
User avatar #84 to #76 - galgawine [OP]
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As many as people want me to, I could easily make a dozen more
#99 to #84 - tias
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That's awesome.
You have my thumbs.
#112 to #99 - lavitts
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And you have my faves.
#143 to #112 - heartlessrobot
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And my Cock Ring.
User avatar #116 to #112 - galgawine [OP]
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Hey whats up bud, hope part 5 is what you were looking for, I did what I could ;)
User avatar #117 to #116 - lavitts
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It's beautiful.
#121 to #112 - dudeimlikeadude
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#296 to #84 - wokarn
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Do it! They're awesome! Seriously do not stop!
#258 to #84 - anon id: 136f7866
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Hi OP.
I know I'm just a random anon, but I have a request.
Something about Gothmog, the Orc. The dude at Minas Tirith, you know?
Would love it if you would include him, thanks a lot.
#255 to #84 - anon id: 2e9ff7ba
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do it...now
User avatar #248 to #84 - daentraya
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When you're done, i will read the Silmarillion. I think it's easier to have all the base knowledge in place before i try to tackle that thing
User avatar #211 to #84 - filozof
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I actually paused my reading after the first chapter of your story and, after seeing how big the text was, I got some snacks and put the screen on auto-scroll....

Please make these stories as long as you can!
#204 to #84 - ilovethepenis
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Please do make a dozen more!
#105 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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If you could do one about the Dwarfs it would be really nice.
If you could do one about the Dwarfs it would be really nice.
User avatar #168 to #105 - motherfuckingkenji
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Gandalf Goes to the World Cup
#202 to #105 - anon id: bfcf4579
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I love dwarves! PLEASE OP
And it would also be nice if you could tell us a little about Moria and Erabor.
User avatar #363 to #105 - finni
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Please galgawine ! I love Dwarves so much! Can you please make a content about them?
User avatar #271 to #105 - teseus
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There isn't really much to know about dwarfs since they are the most obscure of the races. I'm going to tell you the story of how they came in existence (as a prologue for OP's post if you want).

They were not made by Iluvatar, but rather forged by Aule (the Vala who was master crafter and smith) as a side project before elves would be awakened so he has somebody to teach how to mine and smelt and forge. They were perfectly adapted for living under the mountains. But as soon as he built the Seven Dwarf Kings, Iluvatar came to Arda in a flash in order to banish Aule for messing with the order he decided. Aule got scared ********, he started to beg for forgiveness and he offered the dwarfs as a gift to Iluvatar. He said that if he doesn't accept his gift, he is gonna destroy them. Then he raised his hammer ready to strike them and immediately, sensing the danger, the dwarfs raised their arms in a desperate attempt to protect themselves.
That is when Iluvatar started laughing, telling Aule that he accepted his gift from the second he offered it, but the dwarfs are gonna awaken after the elves since order must be preserved. Then he told him that without his blessing he couldn't create life and all he accomplished was to make seven bodies but all of them would be bound to his will. So unless Aule isn't giving them The Sims-like commands constantly (for every one of them at a time), they would just freeze without doing anything.

Bonus: What happens to dwarfs after they die is uncertain. The only thing known is that The Seven Kings "fall asleep" in their stone tombs for ages until they are finally ready to rise again. For the common folk there is nothing mentioned.
#11 - kingofthetrolls
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Quick Note: In the third LOTR movie, The Return Of The King, during the siege on Miras Tirith, they use a massive battering ram to break down the main gate. The hammer was called "Grond", which was also known as the "Hammer of the Underworld". This hammer was used by Morgoth to slay a very important elf king (forget his name, woops). Anyway, pretty much imagine that massive ******* thing on a stick and being used as a hammer. It would **** **** up.

#24 to #11 - quadrillax
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Fingolfin was his name I think, he was the elven High King at the time
User avatar #100 to #24 - kingofthetrolls
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Thank you, I haven't read anything by Tolkein in a while so i forget the name
#27 to #11 - anon id: 293b5d94
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The Battering ram was not anything like the hammer Grond of Morgoth. It was only named after it.
#61 to #11 - anon id: 5fa6b104
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The battering ram was named Grond in homage to morgoth's hammer, it was never a weapon and was made during the third age to crush the gates of Minas Tirith
User avatar #29 to #11 - mephiblis
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Uhm i don't think the "Grond" battering ram was the actual mace, i just think they named it like so to honor Morgoth.
User avatar #102 to #29 - kingofthetrolls
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My apologies, they never really made that clear. Thanks!
User avatar #339 to #29 - maid
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However, Morgoth was a shape-shifter and could change looks and size(If I dont mix this up with someone else).
User avatar #353 to #339 - kingofthetrolls
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Morgoth could shape-shift, until after he went into his fortress of Utunmo he became forever an evil looking man. Same with Sauron, as explained in the post.
User avatar #22 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite
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Damn Morgoth is one big ass ************
User avatar #103 to #22 - kingofthetrolls
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Truth
User avatar #12 - deusinsanus
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I heard people in the comments talk about a 'Tom' fella, and I would really like to hear about that guy.
User avatar #126 to #12 - sniperfumbles
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************ TOM BOMBADIL! The Ring was a ******* child's toy to this ************.
User avatar #214 to #12 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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he was about the most awesome character in the books and they left him out because of time constraints, i understand that they had to but its pretty disappointing. some people believe that he is the god of Tolkien's world, i think he is a Valar or Meia or whatever its called, and im sure some people think hes am entirely unique being
User avatar #15 to #12 - theshadowed
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He is Tolkiens representation of the disappearing English countryside, and is nature embodied. He was been there since the Valar were created. Not much else to say about him
User avatar #14 to #12 - lolshadowjewtwo
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OOOOH
TOM BOMBADIL TOM BOMBADIL
#83 to #14 - ballisticmistype
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YOU MEAN THIS BADASS ************??