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User avatar #18 - payseht (07/10/2013) [-]
A fly kept landing on my face all night for about 2 hours, preventing me from sleeping. I finally gave up, got up, and after about half an hour of trying and waiting for it to pop up, I caught it under a bowl. I then removed its wings, put a lamp right above the bowl, and planned to wait for it to die. The next day my dad let it go while I was at work (half asleep) and I raged.
#24 to #18 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Moral of the story get a fuckingg shower
User avatar #22 to #18 - madbomber (07/10/2013) [-]
i had one that kept going into my ear, i was trying to sleep and it didn't take more than 10 seconds for him to come back, when i put the blanket over my ear he landed on my head, and my hair was thick enough for me to not noticed, and the little fuck crawled down my head to my ear! finally after a good 30 minutes i swung at him so hard, i hit a window and broke it. then i had broken glass in my bed to keep me up. did the fly stop there? nope. it went on for 5 hours until my dad finally came back to the store with a fly trap and i placed it above me where i was sitting and he got caught.
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