Norwegians. It's true.. You know you' been in Norway too long when... 1. You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing 2. You associate war Alexander Rybak
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Norwegians

You know you' been in Norway too long when...
1. You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing
2. You associate warm rice porridge with Saturday and Xmas eve
3. It seems nice to spend a week in a small wooden cottage up in the mountains, with no running water and no
electricity
A. You think siding is the only "real" siding
5. You know at least tive different words describing different kinds of snow
5. A sharp intake of breath (TIN') has become part of your active vocabulary
T. You associate Friday afternoon with a trip to (T he Wine Monopoly)
B. " acceptable to eat lunch at 11. and dinner at 15. 00
5. Your front door step is beginning to resemble a shoe shop
Ith Silence is tun
11. The reason you take the terry to Denmark is:
a duty tree vodka
b. duty tree beer
c. to party
12. It no longer seems excessive to spend 800 kc on alcohol in a single night
13. Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.
14. You enjoy the taste of lutefisk motor . Or even smalahove
15. You use "" as a conversation filler
15. An outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius is mild (in mid June)
17. You wear sandals with socks
15. You think riding a racing bike in the snow is a perfectly sensible thing to do {with or without snowbirds}
15. You think it' s acceptable to wrap your hotdog in a cold pancake
M. Can' t remember when to say "please" and "excuse me"
You will leave a pub if you can' t tint) a seat
You believe that having no choice of products in a supermarket makes it easier to shop
You don' t mind paying the same tor a and meter bus Me as you do tor going IO kms
You have more than one scarf
You have more than one hat and at least one of them has
You know the difference between Blue and Red ski was
You don' t tall over when walking on ice
Always prepare to catch the closing door if following too closely behind somebody
You know the rules to handball
You can prepare fish in tive different ways without cooking it
You know Portray' s results the last three years in the "Eurovision Song Contest"
You start to believe that if it wasn' t tor Portray' s efforts the world would probably collapse soon
You tint) yourself speaking halfway Swedish with Swedes
You don' t question the habit of always making ""
You can only buy your own drink at the bar even when you are with a group of people.
You get scared when a stranger randomly starts up a conversation with you
It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack in the cinema as everywhere else.
The first thing you do on entering a etc. is look tor the queue number machine.
You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.
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