Best way to commit suicide in the ocean'? Goals:
2- Body at bottom of ocean
3- No one knows I went to the beach
I' m thinking:
I take a blowjop raft, fill it with sand on the beach, head out on the water with a pistol in a ziploc bag, tie myself to the raft with sand in it, deflate the raft so it sinks and pulls
me down. Then, before I head down under, I shoot myself in the head.
How do I make sure the sand keeps me down'?
Any other issues?
you couldda- you know. man the fuck up and fix whatever shit makes you wanna kill yourself?
PRO TIP: overly complicated methods of suicide often fail.
If you have the gun already, just go out to a secluded part of a forest and BLAM. You' ll be animal food by the end of the day.