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Submitted: 07/09/2013
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#8 - girguy (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
salad you is one raunchy *****
#13 - platapus (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. you were saying?
I'm sorry. you were saying?
#1 - emeraldcrow (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he flew with Kim and Kayne's baby, Aquaman would be flying Northwest with Southwest.
#3 - chocolatepuppy (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#17 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Don't know about you guys, but I really loved the Aquaman portrayal they did in Justice League, and the one in Injustice
User avatar #12 - exhaustedheadcase (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i think the only reason aquaman was in the super friends was because he walked into their meeting as they were discussing open the league
aquaman: oh boy a superhero league of superheroes? can i join
entire group: errr....
side whispering session with wonderwoman, superman, and batman
batman: no way, id have robin as a full member before this lame brain
wonderwoman: agreed, he has zero usefullness and he keeps trying to use his fish telepathy to have his fishy friends do tricks, i mean are we supposed to be impressed?
superman: i know guys i know, but he's going to just keep whining and crying if we dont let him in, its easier to just say yesotherwise hell declare war on the surface world and will get all butthurt when no one cares
wonderwoman: fine i guess we could use someone to water the plants or something
batman: .....fine but robin gets in too
superman and wonderwoman: god dammit
User avatar #19 - kiezash (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't understand why everyone hates him? Personally i think he's a ******* badass.
#27 - dedaluminus (07/10/2013) [-]
Back the **** up, ************* , and let me tell you about The God-Damn Sub-Mariner (yes, the hyphen is important.) Marvel comics has their own underwater superhero, and when they penned this sexy beast they did everything possible to make him NOT A BITCH. Underwater kingdom being attacked? Kill everyone responsible. Toxic waste being dumped into your ocean? ATTACK NEW YORK. That's right, this spangly-pantsed homo mermanus had enough balls to declare war on THE ENTIRE SURFACE. Aquaman doesn't even have enough balls to fill his silly orange jumpsuit. And he stuck with it, too. The only reason he stopped is because he found out that the Nazis were a bunch of dicks, and actively started fighting them instead. Fighting them how? Did he get the fishies to tell him what the Nazis were up to so he could tell someone else? NO. He went off and sunk 50 U-Boats. Dragged them to the ocean floor and broke their props with his BARE HANDS. Oh, what's that you say? Still sounds useless above water? Nope. This sparkling example of how to do a water-based superhero right can FLY. And he still has his super strength outside the water, too. He has to get wet every now and again to maintain top form, but even when completely dry he's more than a hundred times as strong as a normal human, and can still fly. And it's not like it's hard for him to get wet when EVERY WOMAN HE WALKS BY gets wet from his mere presence. He doesn't attack the surface much anymore, but there's a definite understanding that if the surface ***** **** up too much, he'll throw down. Even Iron Man had to get permission from this glorious mermaidman to install the arc reactor in New York harbor.

**** AQUAMAN. SUB-MARINER FOR LIFE.
#25 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
If they were super villains, I think Iron man would be able to do the most damage to the earth (with his moneys to make wmd's), then aqua man, storm can't do **** .
#22 - jdsalenger (07/10/2013) [-]
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#15 - lufus (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wtf?
#10 - steeedan (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually it's referenced in multiple areas of the dc franchises that aquaman has the power of flight, for instance in the archive section (list of cool information) in the game "Injustice: Gods among us" it lists the heroes/villains powers and aquaman is listed to have to POWER OF FLIGHT!
Tldr; aquaman can fly.
#6 - darthblam (07/10/2013) [-]
Being held up by wind alone sounds like it would be a terrible pain in the ass...
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