Works Every Time. Source: imgur.com/gallery/cEHqzCc.. maskedguy, here getting ready for a of possible red thumb and about to tell the worst rant in funnyjunk history. I hate how people always ask me why I'm so quie
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#5 - maskedguy (07/09/2013) [+] (13 replies)
maskedguy, here getting ready for a ******** of possible red thumb and about to tell the worst rant in funnyjunk history.

I hate how people always ask me why I'm so quiet and to be more social. It's not like I can't socialize. It's just the fact that I'm don't like people. Often times, I find myself being a ghost in the group while my other friends talk among his/her about various subjects that I have nothing in common with, and pretty soon so many people join the group that it's like I don't even exist. I don't find giant groups of people fun unless it's with friends and even then If it's with friends; if it's not fun then the whole group becomes a sloth fest. Sloths are awesome though. I get bored quickly if I have to hang out with the same group everyday.

Luckily for me, I'm such a ghost that I can pretty much associate most of the social groups in high school. Except the black people, I can't hang out with many of the black people. Only like 6 of them because I played football with them. Pretty cool guys, Hate everyone at school and aren't afraid of anything.

Tl;Dr- **** people who tell me to be social. I'll do whatever the **** I want bitch.
#24 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**** this ******* comic. You need to ******* start somewhere or you will be an unsocial little bitch like me if you don't.
User avatar #32 to #24 - beasert (07/10/2013) [-]
I think I see your problem.
#6 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
if only it was that easy
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#4 - amongoeth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#22 - davidteninch (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Why don't you have anything you want to say."

Because I know none of you are going to give a **** about 19th century Europe or anything else I find interesting.
#63 - BlahDude (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
From my experience, the majority of people are shy, and usually keep quiet because they're quite self-conscious, they only really talk openly to their friends, or only to strangers when they're feeling exceptionally brave, Of course some people are more shy than others, but from what I've seen MOST people are pretty shy, even the ones who seem talkative and social.

For instance, I consider myself quite a popular guy, I seem to get along with people quite easily and sometimes if I'm introduced to someone new I can hold a conversation, but often I do find myself standing awkward in a party, slightly too scared of making a fool of myself to talk to any stranger.

So can we please not throw the term "social anxiety" around so much? It's overuse takes the meaning away from people who actually have crippling social anxiety.
#8 - Metallicock (07/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's how it goes away. You got to force yourself into uncomfortable situations. It doesn't even have to be complete conversations. Just say hi to random people as you past them. Starting with small steps and building it up a progression is the key. It will get easier and easier each time you take another step. You will never be a stronger person if you are too comfortable all the time.
#15 - mankey ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
#11 - tmgrskat (07/09/2013) [-]
"Why are you so serious all the time? Smile a bit!t"   
I'll smile when I freaking want.
"Why are you so serious all the time? Smile a bit!t"
I'll smile when I freaking want.
#17 - thisotherdude (07/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It's not that I can't be social, it's just that I don't want to. I hate mindless small talk and don't engage in it, the problem is 90% of all the conversations I have the unfortunately bad luck to get shoved into are nothing more than that. So I just end up standing there like the worlds most realistic statue listening in extreme boredom as everyone else spends hours going on about 						****					 all. This is why I prefer the internet, here you can generally argue and share opinions on a large plethora of topics and if not at least you can go do something fun.
It's not that I can't be social, it's just that I don't want to. I hate mindless small talk and don't engage in it, the problem is 90% of all the conversations I have the unfortunately bad luck to get shoved into are nothing more than that. So I just end up standing there like the worlds most realistic statue listening in extreme boredom as everyone else spends hours going on about **** all. This is why I prefer the internet, here you can generally argue and share opinions on a large plethora of topics and if not at least you can go do something fun.
#67 - dashgamer (07/10/2013) [-]
The picture loaded really slowly and I thought the top of the guy's head was a penis. I mean, just look at it. His hair looks like the tip of a dick.
User avatar #30 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I'm weird i'm quiet around people I don't know. but once i get to know you you better put in earplugs 'cause I don't stop talking.
#130 - thisotherdude (07/10/2013) [-]
I like how half the comments here are pretty much people just saying "improve yourself as a person" or "just be more social, this is actually how it works" and expect us to react exactly like the girl in the comment rather than just doing what we always do in situations like this. Hiss a little and slink back into a less social part of this site to wallow around in a big pool of our own cynicism.
#13 - krobeles ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 - cakezs (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You gotta start somewhere. You can't say that you can't magically become social when at the same time that's what you're waiting for.
#82 - redthecloud (07/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - swiftblood (07/10/2013) [+] (20 replies)
except it works like that, mind over matter

all you have to do is do it
User avatar #97 to #88 - swiftblood (07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it's just doing it, don't be afraid of it
#108 - buhblu (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not antisocial because I'm shy...I'm antisocial because I 						*******					 hate people in general.
I'm not antisocial because I'm shy...I'm antisocial because I ******* hate people in general.
User avatar #107 - amateriandarknut (07/10/2013) [-]
Being someone with Aspergers Syndrome, I naturally deal with social anxiety. However, through necessity I have learned how to be social, but the fact is, I just can't do it all the time. It's exhausting and I'm only relieved when I get to be alone. I do enjoy spending time with friends, and I have spent a lot of time working on being social, but it's always going to be exhausting and I can't be asked to just always be talkative. If you happen to catch me at a bad time and have a problem with it, frankly, deal with it. I can't change it, and neither can a lot of other people with social anxiety.
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