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User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
1."I wish you'd stop ******* contradicting me, you ******* twat"
2."I wish the next wish willl go exactly as I want it with no negative sides"
3."I want happiness"

**** you, monkeys paw-ass *****
#3 - improbable (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - gammajk (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, if he had just wished for all the gold but hidden away, and then sold it off slowly, the prices wouldn't collapse because nobody would know about the large supply.
#16 - nachtowl (07/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know much about economics past the basics, and this is probably completely wrong, but if HE gets all the gold, how come the price of gold collapses? If everyone had the gold that would be understandable because since everyone would have it it'd be really common, but since the genie gives it to him alone...how does that **** up the supply/demand? I've probably gone full retard here so excuse my stupidity if you will.
#42 - infinitereaper (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I've never understood peoples choice in wishes, I mean, in my mind the only choice is to wish to-becometheultimategodrullingoverALLthingseoverALLiofthseinsectswecallhuman!! ,tobecometheallpowerfulMLORDOFDARKNESS-

I mean world peace.
#53 - mogred (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. I wish for all my wishes to be interpreted by me
2. I wish there were no rules on wishes
3. I wish for 3 more wishes
have fun recreating the world in your own image
#69 - snaresinger (07/09/2013) [-]
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.   
   
Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.

Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
#11 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1. "i wish i was super smart"   
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"   
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
1. "i wish i was super smart"
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
#1 - teranin ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
#51 - fordun (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1. I wish i was born in 1922 and it is currently 1940.
2.I wish i could only die from natural causes. For example. I can't be shot to death. Run over.
3.I wish i could not be disabled and feel pain above a punch.

I would serve in World War 2, raise kids in the 50s, them be teenagers in the 60s, And retire in the late 80s. And then hopefully die just as everything goes to **** .
User avatar #88 - thewiseass ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Easy: I wish that the wishes I, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here here], were granted in the most positive aspect possibly imaginable by me, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here].
#39 - heartlessrobot (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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WISHES
Omnipotence
Omnitience
A Pecan Pie
User avatar #74 - TheFixer (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
its funny because the price of gold dropped pretty recently. not by much like 3% or something
#68 - abachonk (07/09/2013) [-]
1.- I wish for a free lawyer who knows how to deal with genies.
2.- Ask for whatever both wishes to the lawyer
#7 - augustusxxiv (07/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If I had a genie with three wishes, I wouldn't wish for material values, that only 						*****					 						****					 up.   
   
I'd wish for SUPERPOWERS   
   
1. Ability to turn into anything and anyone   
2. Telekinesis    
3. Super Speed   
   
This is of course under the assumption that I can't wish for more wishes.
If I had a genie with three wishes, I wouldn't wish for material values, that only ***** **** up.

I'd wish for SUPERPOWERS

1. Ability to turn into anything and anyone
2. Telekinesis
3. Super Speed

This is of course under the assumption that I can't wish for more wishes.
#17 to #8 - delivering (07/09/2013) [-]
Or, you could wish for more wish-fulfilling genies.
User avatar #2 - ninjaspartan (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think the lightbulb is trying to ask us if we're mad.
User avatar #94 - thetruesuperfurry (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
DEAR USERS OF FUNNYJUNK
MY UTMOST APOLOGIES FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR NORMAL LIVES AS THEY WERE, BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE USER KNOWN AS THEREALSUPERDERPY HAS YET TO PURCHASE ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW LEAF. I KNOW THAT YOU MAY BE IN DISGUST, DISBELIEF AND DISMAY, BUT IF YOU ALL HELP OUT AND GO TO HIS PROFILE TO TELL HIM TO BUY IT, JUST MAYBE WE'LL GET THROUGH TO HIM.
I THANK YOU IN ADVANCED
SINCERELY
THETRUESUPERFURRY
#106 to #94 - yomommabinshoppin (07/10/2013) [-]
It's obviously your other account. And so what, I have never played animal crossing either, who gives a **** ?
#66 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. I wish that my three wishes, including this one, are executed exactly as I imagine them.
2. I wish for to be able to teleport
3. I wish for ten more wishes.
4. I wish for immortality.
5. I wish to be able to telepathically link to any videogame character of my choosing for a temporary amount of time.
6. I wish I didn't need to sleep.
7. I wish for Eagle Vision.
8. I wish for immunity to all diseases.
9. I wish to be an electromancer like Cole McGrath.
10. I wish I could produce sounds of music from my hands.
User avatar #54 - Cambro (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
False. The issue is not capitalism, its that the world (US in particular) has ****** capitalists because of their lack of morals.
In capitalism, you must capitalize on opportunities to make more money and more capital. If you have more capital you have more opportunities for even more capital. A man with $200,000 can invest a lot more than the man with $20,000. This means that with a limited supply of currency and other items involved with capital, those with the most capital keep gaining more until there is a shortage everywhere else in society of it. This is what Occupy was talking about with the 1%. The wealthy have begun to obtain all the capital because they have all the capital means to obtain more capital.
How do you fix this? You don't sit on money. Currency (capital or potential capital) should never become idle. The money you are not using should be invested into something that will use the money immediately or be donated to charities. And here is another very important thing: Wealth should not be passed from family member to family member. Do not give your estate to your children, because that capital has then been taken out of the market. Pour all the money back into the market in places you want to see succeed or feel is important. Preferably, these places should help the poor and low middle class. Carnegie, for example, poured his estate into libraries, schools, and hospitals.
The greed of some has really ****** capitalism up for American's. The mortgage crisis was caused by banks passing money to each other. Bailing out banks and cooporations has further ****** things up farther. Those failed businesses did not have their estate reenter the economy and the government/economy absorbed their losses. Capitalism has not failed, our government and banking system has broken the rules and watched the inevitable failure while still clutching their money bags.
#61 to #54 - dwarfman (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually it explained economics rather well, it was using it to explain how dumb certain wishes are. Nice attempted soapbox though.
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