He's Rover as Fuck. Beyond omega. Anonymous 211 atsuro)' 1 : 02 Noa l l 17200 E 400x388, ', jpg) sgf drops me off at the gym after i clean her kitchen and beg f
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He's Rover as Fuck

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Anonymous 211 atsuro)' 1 : 02 Noa l l 17200 E
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sgf drops me off at the gym after i clean her kitchen and beg fer a ride
sshe feagets to pick me up. tells me to take a bus because she is goingto a movie with "a
friend" frem work
sget kicked off bus because I dent have exact change
ffuck it. i' ll walk it' s onlyy miles
biog --fil miles. realize i went the wrang way
sget back to her house 3 hours later. she: s still not home
slay down en her patio furniture, take off shoes
splitters & bleed everywhere
frem. hose. clean feet as much as possible
signiture uncomfortable, lay dawn en cement porch
swage up next morning at dawn as tall dude is leaving my grip house
sleeks down at me and gets in his BMW
sly still wen' t let me in. says she doesn' t want my bloody feet in her house & i' already slept this Iing
stalls me to lay down and she will make me ) me feed
back to sleep. wake up about neen stiff as hell and slight sunburn
sthere is a deg bowl en the porch with burned scrambled eggs in it and a piece oowhite bread
sshe claims Interneat was the only clean dish she had, we eventually make up
somewhear netwerk friends en phone asking "howls rover" a funtimes. eventually realize they are talking about me
i want to leave but i fucking love her we much it hurts
Cl Anonymous DWI 211 2( n) 1 : 08 No. 1 1 1 17254 E
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please tell me you didnt eat
Cl Anonymous () E
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yeah i did and yen meld too, i was fucking starving
Cl Anonymous DWI 2. I" { Sun]' I Noa l 1 E
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We shall call it raver. Rover to ems? is like omega is to of mankind
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Submitted: 07/09/2013
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User avatar #3 - tarnis (07/09/2013) [-]
i think i used to know the chick on the right, and the dog aswell.
#1 - rototornjik (07/09/2013) [-]
<- the only reasonable course of action i can think of...
<- the only reasonable course of action i can think of...
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