Teacher got it wrong. . In the third grade, our teacher, said, "Quit staring nut the window, because when yam grew up, He will pay yen he sit there and just lea
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Teacher got it wrong

In the third grade, our teacher,
said, "Quit staring nut the window,
because when yam grew up, He
will pay yen he sit there and
just leak out the winder"..
Guess I showed her KRE .n.
Jain the fun people at trims/ ,
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#113 - tmdarby (07/09/2013) [-]
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#104 - seemerollin (07/09/2013) [-]
And heres the $1000 dollars to prove it.
#102 - meuk (07/09/2013) [-]
gawl i showed my teacher good
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#100 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Prim dies.
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#92 - maharaja has deleted their comment [-]
#103 to #92 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Cut this guy some slack, this is his very first comment on fj.
#105 to #103 - maharaja (07/09/2013) [-]
i have just joined funnyjunk and i was just talking about modern day pilots im not taking the piss out of someone.
#89 - satanlovesyouall (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, stop looking out the window and enjoying the view. You should be staring at the backs of each others heads like a good non imaginative kid.
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User avatar #78 to #75 - tjflash (07/09/2013) [-]
It is with AUTOPILOT
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#93 to #79 - maharaja (07/09/2013) [-]
70-80% of the time a pilot will just watch autopilot do its work. The pilot will only take off, now usually the don't even have to land. its the law for a trained human being to watch over it hence a pilots job.
#114 to #93 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah... the mantis lobster. What a beautifully deadly creature that is...
#120 to #114 - maharaja (07/09/2013) [-]
Ikr! They are amazing. After reading about them they became my favorite animal
User avatar #110 to #93 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
No, they usually do have to land manually. The autoland is only used during a CAT III ILS approach, where the visibility is too low to do anything else.
#111 to #110 - maharaja (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah but they are developing more advanced autopilots. Maybe in the future all our mode of transport will be automated.
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#106 to #94 - maharaja (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, i get payed >£30,000 to do 20% of my job. But training to be a pilot is a hard thing to do so i cant say pilots have it that easy.
User avatar #81 to #79 - tjflash (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that you can't just enjoy a joke like everyone else. I'm sorry you have to over analyze every detail. Guess what? When the plane is in the air, like the PICTURE in the content, you can literally sit there and do nothing as long as there is no turbulence or storms. Lawyered. I'm out.
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User avatar #84 to #82 - tjflash (07/09/2013) [-]
You know, I'm gonna go enjoy the rest of my day, maybe laugh at some more pictures, and go eat. So **** you, I don't like people like you, but luckily i don't have to bother. I'mma go enjoy life.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - tjflash (07/09/2013) [-]
I was being nice enough to let you know I'm leaving, douchenugget. Now let me go enjoy my bread and water.
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#62 - epowers (07/09/2013) [-]
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#54 to #53 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
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#95 to #54 - maharaja has deleted their comment [-]
#98 to #95 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
I hate indians, you ****** .
Stop breeding your ugly ass people
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#107 to #98 - maharaja has deleted their comment [-]
#112 to #107 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
It's funny because no one really likes you.
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#56 to #54 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
Be either and I saw a ****** ******* a decapitated horse head.
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#58 to #57 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #58 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
> ******* your sis in a gangbang

That's hot

Though everything I wrote up there is truly erotic to me. ******* a friend's mom and ******* inside her, in every single orifice, is erotic and sexually thrilling, imho. Oh and yes, shoving a phone in her ass while it's vibrating is awesome too.
User avatar #59 to #58 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
I didn't do it willingly, I was forced :'(
It was kind of like rape. eye rape
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#63 to #59 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#72 to #63 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
DOUBLESEX
User avatar #64 to #63 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
NSA sircollinshaw rape ********* cocaine drugs edward snowden nukes nuclear al quaeda
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#97 to #67 - lordtwothreeseven (07/09/2013) [-]
this whole thread
#51 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
And look what you did ******* .
#60 to #51 - blakhawk (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama
User avatar #49 - viscerys (07/09/2013) [-]
No one will pay you for staring a teacher, writing things down either.
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#45 - bille (07/09/2013) [-]
Well, you are not just looking out the window. You are doing all kinds of awesome pilot stuff as well
#50 to #45 - amuro (07/09/2013) [-]
Screwing waitresses and been an active part of the HM club, for example
User avatar #73 to #50 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2013) [-]
Flying used to be so much classier in the 60's, even with all the alcoholic pilots ******* the brains out of stewardesses mid-flight.

#43 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Well the teacher was right. She said JUST look out the window, meaning doing nothing else but looking out the window. The guy is getting paid for flying a plane. He does look out the front window but that's not the only thing he's doing.
User avatar #35 - pintorocket (07/09/2013) [-]
I expected you to work at the drive-thru of a McDonald's.
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