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    #4 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+79
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I just made a batch that opens the calculator exe 500 times.   
If anyone wants it. Just open up notepad, copy this, paste it in there, and save it as Calculator.bat. (Make sure to select all files, not just as a .txt)   
(Yes, I know I wasn't supposed to use a GOTO, I used a goto because **** you that's why)   
   
@ECHO OFF   
set x=0   
set x1=500   
:loopstart   
start /d "C:\Windows\System32" calc.exe   
set /a x = %x% + 1   
IF NOT %x% == %x1% goto loopstart
    I just made a batch that opens the calculator exe 500 times.
    If anyone wants it. Just open up notepad, copy this, paste it in there, and save it as Calculator.bat. (Make sure to select all files, not just as a .txt)
    (Yes, I know I wasn't supposed to use a GOTO, I used a goto because **** you that's why)

    @ECHO OFF
    set x=0
    set x1=500
    :loopstart
    start /d "C:\Windows\System32" calc.exe
    set /a x = %x% + 1
    IF NOT %x% == %x1% goto loopstart
    User avatar#99 to #4 - knighttheknight
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    It worked but it gave up counting at 381.
    #88 to #4 - bighairyfart
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I prefer:

    @ECHO OFF
    :a
    calc
    goto :a

    Save as something people will want to open, if you have access to a shared drive(like at a school) upload it in the most visible place there. Also, it's great fun to replace calc with explorer.
    #90 to #88 - hollyisthebest
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Since the post said "500", I thought I'd go the extra mile and limit it to 500. I haven't did anything with variables for the batch programming language. So I thought why the **** not. Besides, infinite loops are detected these days with 7 and 8.
    #91 to #90 - bighairyfart
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Really? Because my schools run 7 & 8, and I had loads of fun tormenting people with this kind of stuff. My absolute favorite was an application that made 32,000 folders in whichever directory it was ran in. That was a LOT of fun to put on people's desktop's(which was easy because you could find their given username by viewing the security on anything they put on shared drives, & the passwords are numbers that they say out loud daily in order to get lunch).
    #97 to #91 - hollyisthebest
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I think so, that's what masterjogi said.
    And in my school, they didn't even bother with individual usernames for each person. It was just one username for all 4000 kids. But it's not linked up to a network or anything.
    User avatar#81 to #4 - niggastolemyname#228 on commentsRank#228
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    already had an empty notepad.
    *insert picture of success here*
    User avatar#76 to #4 - buttholee
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    It didn't work for me
    #77 to #76 - hollyisthebest
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Does it open up the calculator at least 1 time?
    What OS are you running?
    Try replacing
    >set x1=500
    with
    >set x1=2
    and see if it opens anything.
    User avatar#78 to #77 - buttholee
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Never mind, I found the problem...
    #34 to #4 - spyisspy
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    it worked, i only lost Aero and the Windows Logo
    #25 to #4 - adplum
    +4
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    User avatar#31 to #25 - cannibalhannibal
    Reply+5
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Is your profile picture faye?
    #32 to #31 - adplum
    +6
    has deleted their comment [-]
    #33 to #32 - cannibalhannibal
    Reply+4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    just checking
    just checking
    #86 to #33 - analbreach
    Reply+1
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I ******* love that stuff.
    I ******* love that stuff.
    #27 to #25 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+2
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Make sure you copied everything. For instance, if you left out the last t in the last word "loopstart", it will try to go to the label loopstar, which doesn't exist in this bat. So it'll just keep going and finish the code.
    #28 to #27 - adplum
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    #23 to #4 - eagyn
    Reply+17
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Wanted to see if my computer could handle the task, it failed. ( at leat for my attention span)
    Wanted to see if my computer could handle the task, it failed. ( at leat for my attention span)
    User avatar#22 to #4 - thenonsocial
    Reply-2
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Or if you want to be a real dickbutt.
    :a
    start calc
    goto:a

    BEWARE will crash ****!
    #16 to #4 - anon id: 22cbc836
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    i tried it.. it takes with 8gb of ram ~2-3 minutes to open them, 1 min to get to the desktop, then click "close all" causes you desktop to get refreshed and everything but your task bad is ok again.. nevertheless... baad boy
    #13 to #4 - anon id: f16cc7bd
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    "start calc" is enough
    #10 to #4 - anon id: a251b66e
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    It bothers me that you're using x1 instead of y.
    #11 to #10 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    It's an old habit I picked up from Mathematica, my first programming language. I would work on huge overly complicated projects (mainly because I was bored), and separate sections of notebook and give each variable in a section something similar to x1, x2, x3 to organize it. And ever since then, I would do the same thing for all my projects.
    User avatar#5 to #4 - lacklusterpelican
    Reply-97
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Just reset my computer after it crashed, thanks.
    #70 to #5 - anon id: 1cfbe302
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    You're pretty retarded...
    #6 to #5 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+164
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    What the **** did you think it would do? Give you a hand job and call you Suzy?
    It opens the calculator 500 times.
    #15 to #6 - comanderspy
    Reply+29
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    but arent today's computers able to do over 10 million calculations a second?
    but arent today's computers able to do over 10 million calculations a second?
    User avatar#26 to #15 - Timmietim
    Reply+6
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Starting the program takes a lot more computing than just doing 1 calculation
    #36 to #26 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-2
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    'Scuse me sir. I'd like to take a moment of your time to tell you that your picture is just perfect. Secret is wonderful
    #41 to #36 - Timmietim
    Reply+3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    My *****
    My *****
    #43 to #41 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I have no Secret pictures
    I have no Secret pictures
    User avatar#44 to #43 - Timmietim
    Reply-3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I have 200+ of hyosung
    #45 to #44 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I love you
    #46 to #45 - Timmietim
    Reply-3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    But i won't upload my folder though.
    But i won't upload my folder though.
    #47 to #46 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Oh hell no
    #48 to #47 - Timmietim
    Reply-3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    lel fok u
    lel fok u
    #50 to #48 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-5
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Woah woah woah, no need to get nasty! I was agreeing with you. Gee wizz! Also, boobs!
    #52 to #50 - Timmietim
    Reply-3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Hyosung is love, Hyosung is life.
    Hyosung is love, Hyosung is life.
    #53 to #52 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Seongyeon is my favorite of all
    Seongyeon is my favorite of all
    User avatar#56 to #53 - Timmietim
    Reply-4
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    I like minzy but Hyosung is best
    #58 to #56 - jimmiesberustled
    Reply-6
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    We have different opinions, that **** don't fly on the internet
    #24 to #15 - jmillenium
    Reply-3
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Billions actually.
    #19 to #15 - anon id: 8b528df0
    Reply0
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    not sure if ogreing...
    #14 to #6 - MCmc
    Reply+9
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    can you make something that does that?
    #87 to #14 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+1
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Actually, now that I thought about it. Give me an arduino, a motor, a speaker, some gears, some scrap metal, a fleshlight (nevermind, I'll just use my own), and I'll actually be able to do it.
    #29 to #14 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+5
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    yes
    yes
    User avatar#7 to #6 - lacklusterpelican
    Reply-6
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    Sheesh, I'm sorry.
    User avatar#8 to #7 - brokenhalf
    Reply-25
    (07/09/2013)[-]
    delete....system...thirty...two....
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