tomboy. shamelessly stole this from a facebook page that shamelessly stole it from forchin or whatever, to show you guys. hope nobody posted it before me too so tomboy shamelessly stole this from a facebook page that it forchin or whatever to show you guys hope nobody posted before me too so
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tomboy. shamelessly stole this from a facebook page that shamelessly stole it from forchin or whatever, to show you guys. hope nobody posted it before me too so

shamelessly stole this from a facebook page that shamelessly stole it from forchin or whatever, to show you guys. hope nobody posted it before me too soon, if so, let me now.
i lol'd.

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sgat laid 5 times that summer
skeet a girl at settees
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med friends quickly
alene at her muse ene day
start telling her I think she' s ewe
shale kiss
sshe tells me that she wants ta be a man
stalls me she' s anly inte girls
pshaws me her strap en
stalls me she eames ta settees wearing it sometimes
scants mete help her find a girlfriend
shrinks I' m a stud that gets a let m girls
tell her I' ll help Berget girls
staue idea haw I' m wing ta m this
sshe asks if I want a hand jab
ssure
sshe asks me what its like ta have a diet and jerk eff, and have sex
sshe puts en the strapon
sshe places my hand en her ;
shale are jerking Eh ether eff
sshe starts telling me eheut all m her fetishes
let m dark, twisted stuff
sshe has a fetish fer legs
scants ta "play" with my leg
ssure
sshe starts kissing my leg
Irageking my leg
Pulling my leg
Pulling yew leg
m pulling yew leg
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - shadownot
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#3 - rskamaka
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You have no idea how much i was enjoying this..
You have no idea how much i was enjoying this..
#41 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I uh. I relate to this. I am a girl who wants to be a boy. I don't have any strange fetishes though and I don't have any strap ons, but I am going to have my boobs cut off and take testosterone eventually. So, yeah.
I uh. I relate to this. I am a girl who wants to be a boy. I don't have any strange fetishes though and I don't have any strap ons, but I am going to have my boobs cut off and take testosterone eventually. So, yeah.
#42 to #41 - clockworkcharizard
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Hmm... good luck with that... man? I never really heard of such a femonimone (sorry for the butchering of spelling, and if someone could correct me, that'd be great), but I wish you the best of luck.
User avatar #43 to #42 - anahbell
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Well thank you, I just felt like putting my little 2 cents out there. If anyone wants to know anything about it, I'm open for questions. Ask anything, I'm cool with it.
#46 to #43 - clockworkcharizard
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Honestly, my only question is... why? I mean, I know it's hard being a woman, not from personal experience, but from my friends who are girls (Le friend zoned immensely) who go through legitimate problems. There are little perks from being a man, such as usually being dominate over your mate. And there are lots of cons, such as random boners and random sexual thoughts.
User avatar #48 to #46 - anahbell
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Well, it's different for each person. For me, I just.. I've never been the one who wanted to be the 'little spoon' in a relationship. I want to be tall, handsome and have a wife one day. I want to go out and bring home the bacon, I want to work and care for my family and keep a house. It's just.. it's an internal thing, something in my brain that just doesn't sit right. I know I can do everything I want as a man, now.. well not everything, but most of it.. but it won't be the same. I want to look the way I want, and be comfortable finally in my own skin. There are many disorders that are linked to this, like; Gender Identity Disorder, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Gender Dysphoria, ect. I happen to have those as well, and it's just a really bad thing. I'm trying to change it. As for the pros and cons. I feel that women do have it a tad worse, I know random boners and what-not can and ARE problematic, but women have their own problematic things as well. I just feel that if I weigh them both out, I'd rather take the easier road (male), and it would be easier for me personally.
#70 to #48 - sweener
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Being a male who lives with women ( 3 sisters), I can see your point. Sorta, I mean I lack the first hand experience but still. Good luck in your life journeys.
#51 to #48 - clockworkcharizard
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Damn... That's actually a acceptable reason... and a good story at that too. Seriously man, good luck/
#52 to #51 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Thank you, I'll sure need it. You take care, friend.
Thank you, I'll sure need it. You take care, friend.
#53 to #52 - clockworkcharizard
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(07/09/2013) [-]
See you, SIR!
See you, SIR!
User avatar #55 to #41 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/09/2013) [-]
so i've always wondered, if they can surgically remove a dick and balls, can they put one on too?
User avatar #56 to #55 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, although for me.. that's a bit too far so I'm just going to stick to keeping what I've got. I've heard they have to like use a thing to like inflate the fake dick they make and people can have sex with it. It's kinda weird, even for me.
#69 to #56 - Slushysolid
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#58 to #56 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/09/2013) [-]
oh jeez... inflatable dicks.
#59 to #58 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's freaking creepy.
Yeah, it's freaking creepy.
#61 to #59 - thatonesouthernkid
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how would you even blow the thing up? like some ****** catheter thing? oh jeez... oh god no that sounds awful.
how would you even blow the thing up? like some ****** catheter thing? oh jeez... oh god no that sounds awful.
User avatar #68 to #61 - sweener
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Thats what the blowjob before sex is for....litterally...

that was a bad joke
#62 to #61 - anahbell
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It's like a little implant thing and a pump or something.
It's like a little implant thing and a pump or something.
User avatar #64 to #62 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/09/2013) [-]
okay. i think i've learned enough about surgical penises today.
User avatar #66 to #64 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah and I don't even know that much about it all, this was just some **** I read once so I think I'll take a tip from you and not delve much further into this.
User avatar #114 to #56 - srapture
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Wait wait wait... So, you want to have your breasts completely reduced in size, take testosterone, and... Keep your vagina? I'm all for people being whatever they want to be, but in a relationship kind of sense, that seems like a terrible idea, being a vagina-man.
User avatar #149 to #114 - anahbell
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Haha, yeah I know it sounds weird but I mean.. I've got a few problems where I don't like to show anyone anything down there so it would be difficult to allow a surgeon to do things to me down there. Also the more intimate part; I'm more of a pitcher than a catcher so no one would be in that region of my body anyway. I just don't feel comfortable with anyone down there on me so I just wouldn't have to do anything but keep what I've got.
User avatar #104 to #41 - zhanxious
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I'm sorry
User avatar #150 to #104 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
It's okay, don't be.
User avatar #151 to #150 - zhanxious
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(07/09/2013) [-]
ok
#96 to #41 - WtfStrawberries
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Im pretty much the same way, though i have a couple weird fetishes and i like dick too much to go solely for the v. I have fantasies all the time about it though and constantly wish I was born male.
Im pretty much the same way, though i have a couple weird fetishes and i like dick too much to go solely for the v. I have fantasies all the time about it though and constantly wish I was born male.
User avatar #47 to #41 - Ruspanic
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I also can relate to this because I have legs.
#50 to #47 - anahbell
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(07/09/2013) [-]
You too?

We should carpool.
User avatar #57 to #47 - musclezglassez
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(07/09/2013) [-]
LOL
#10 - prodigee
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i was hoping for a little bit of
i was hoping for a little bit of
User avatar #31 to #10 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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where is this gif from?
#34 to #31 - jinapayne
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Harry Potter
User avatar #35 to #34 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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Did he wear a boy scout uniform?
#37 to #35 - jinapayne
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(07/09/2013) [-]
in the books
User avatar #38 to #37 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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But you see, I read the books and I don't remember that.
#39 to #38 - jinapayne
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read the extended editions
User avatar #40 to #39 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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Oh, ok I'll go and look those up now. Thanks mate.
User avatar #11 to #10 - prodigee
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(07/09/2013) [-]
but nooooooo
#7 - bckinen
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(07/08/2013) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
User avatar #44 to #7 - insaneguy
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(07/09/2013) [-]
so did she
#22 - anon id: c090df01
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this **** gets old
User avatar #27 to #22 - duvallwhitey
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How does it get old if its a different story everytime?
User avatar #54 to #27 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/09/2013) [-]
because you expect a twist. sure it's a different twist everytime, but damn. twists don't feel twisty when you know they're coming.
#63 to #54 - anon id: 07186777
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I bet it doesn't hurt if you know you're about to get shot.
User avatar #65 to #63 - thatonesouthernkid
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you actually deal with pain a lot better if you know it's coming.
#81 - crazyolitis
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No seriously, that was quite the story
No seriously, that was quite the story
#9 - ellokitehsixtynine
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#16 - AreyouSerious
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(07/09/2013) [-]
10/10

impressed as ****
#80 - genericnewfag
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(07/09/2013) [-]
still fapped