My life kill chicken = eat chicken. . Kill a chicken Go ti; jail Kill a chicken Get killed by chicken. Kick a chicken. Everyone laughs and falls in love with you.
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#8 - thewaronbeingcool (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kick a chicken.

Everyone laughs and falls in love with you.
#4 - wizardfist (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
kill a chicken
get shot by some douchebag sniper
#7 - cassixx (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My brother is a "gamer" and is classified as a squeaker. I just started playing skyrim and he told me to save my game. (i did because I thought he had something cool to show me.) Once finished he told me to kill the chicken the the middle of the village. I did it and created the impending **** storm. This is why I have trust issues.
User avatar #9 to #7 - snipys (07/08/2013) [-]
He at least told you to save your game. That is a pretty nice friend. Much nicer than mine...
#1 - kepesauce (07/08/2013) [-]
This kills the man
#31 - pikininja (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - mvtjets (07/09/2013) [-]
Go to jail Get brutally murdered by the entire town
Go to jail Get brutally murdered by the entire town
User avatar #20 - goll (07/09/2013) [-]
first thing you learn in video games, you DO NOT **** with the chickens
User avatar #3 - LocustKing (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in the end: BIRDS ARE DICKS!!!
User avatar #2 - Zaxplab (07/08/2013) [-]
I read it as "Kill children = eat children"
User avatar #32 - RisenLichen (07/09/2013) [-]
And I just finished Ocarina of Time and about to indulge into Master Quest.

First time I beat a cucco was the last time I even dared
#23 - tankerdude (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they can try
#13 - eloy (07/09/2013) [-]
I never got why people killed chickens in Skyrim. Not sure if it's cause I got immersed in the world or some ******** but I really really really don't get why so many people decided to kill a chicken.
#48 - matosevic (07/11/2013) [-]
You obviously havent seen the new Despicable me movie, there you can see the power of the chicken
#47 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
i was doing quest where you break into mavens country house. i was scoping out the place and a chicken wondered too close to the armed guards. the guards then ran and chased the chicken pretty far away leaving me to just waltz right into the house unguarded
User avatar #46 - silentsmother (07/09/2013) [-]
You'd think if they cared so much about the lives of their chickens, they'd keep them locked up or something. But their owners let them travel allll over town and expect people to NOT take advantage of their poor little birdies. Go figure.
User avatar #45 - zonryu (07/09/2013) [-]
>TRY to kill chicken
>get killed by chicken hordes

it dont matter what zelda you play
those ************* dont die

User avatar #18 - matnotmate (07/09/2013) [-]
chicken licking ;)
User avatar #16 - itsdasp (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hyrulian Justice!
#6 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
Fable be like... kill a chicken you get a rank that you can share with your xbox pals
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