My life kill chicken = eat chicken. . Kill a chicken Go ti; jail Kill a chicken Get killed by chicken. Kick a chicken. Everyone laughs and falls in love with you.
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#8 - thewaronbeingcool (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kick a chicken.

Everyone laughs and falls in love with you.
#4 - wizardfist (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
kill a chicken
get shot by some douchebag sniper
#7 - cassixx (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My brother is a "gamer" and is classified as a squeaker. I just started playing skyrim and he told me to save my game. (i did because I thought he had something cool to show me.) Once finished he told me to kill the chicken the the middle of the village. I did it and created the impending **** storm. This is why I have trust issues.
User avatar #9 to #7 - snipys ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
He at least told you to save your game. That is a pretty nice friend. Much nicer than mine...
#1 - kepesauce (07/08/2013) [-]
This kills the man
#31 - pikininja (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - mvtjets ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Go to jail Get brutally murdered by the entire town
Go to jail Get brutally murdered by the entire town
User avatar #20 - goll ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
first thing you learn in video games, you DO NOT **** with the chickens
User avatar #3 - LocustKing (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in the end: BIRDS ARE DICKS!!!
User avatar #2 - Zaxplab (07/08/2013) [-]
I read it as "Kill children = eat children"
User avatar #32 - RisenLichen ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
And I just finished Ocarina of Time and about to indulge into Master Quest.

First time I beat a cucco was the last time I even dared
#23 - tankerdude ONLINE (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they can try
#13 - eloy (07/09/2013) [-]
I never got why people killed chickens in Skyrim. Not sure if it's cause I got immersed in the world or some ******** but I really really really don't get why so many people decided to kill a chicken.
#48 - matosevic (07/11/2013) [-]
You obviously havent seen the new Despicable me movie, there you can see the power of the chicken
#47 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
i was doing quest where you break into mavens country house. i was scoping out the place and a chicken wondered too close to the armed guards. the guards then ran and chased the chicken pretty far away leaving me to just waltz right into the house unguarded
#39 - waffies (07/09/2013) [-]
You fool! wait for backup!!!
You fool! wait for backup!!!
#36 - fortunehunter (07/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - lacklusterpelican (07/09/2013) [-]
>Implying OP could kill a chicken
User avatar #26 - markertemp (07/09/2013) [-]
"You have committed cries against Skyrim and her people."

I picked a ******* flower and killed a chicken! You could be going after the real thieves and killers, but nooooooo.
User avatar #18 - matnotmate (07/09/2013) [-]
chicken licking ;)
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