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wont get red. This goes against everything I know.
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#2 - girlinblue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #6 to #2 - ducksarekawaii (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm a brit and I can confirm I do pretty much all of these.
#4 - unclejessie (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Murican here. I fake-browse **** i don't want all the time waiting for someone to move. I've actually ended up buying things I didn't intend to this way.
User avatar #10 - zarcos (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Most of these problems seem like people being socially awkward.
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User avatar #16 - antigravitycake (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
most are true. especially the 'sorry, dont smoke'
User avatar #60 - auraguardian (07/08/2013) [-]
******* hell, I'm British and I can confirm at least 80% of these.
User avatar #33 - mikek (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Two minute silence?
User avatar #39 to #33 - monkee (07/08/2013) [-]
A two minute silence is held every 11th November (Remembrance Day) to remember all veterans that served in the world wars and other combats, be they British or otherwise..
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#22 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh man the fridge one is soo true. lol.
its like people don't understand how rude it feels to just start making food in someones else's house.
#48 to #22 - applescryatnight (07/08/2013) [-]
murican here. im generally pretty pudgy, but when i go to other peoples homes, i seriously lose weight because i dont eat anything for days. they say take what you want but i just feel out of place.
#53 - tfu (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Just a quick point, no one here gets stuck at a roundabout, if you don't understand when you have right of way at a UK roundabout everyone tuts heavily at you.
User avatar #56 to #53 - PubLandlord (07/08/2013) [-]
If there are three people arriving at a roundabout at each exit/entrance they all cancel each others right of way out

Like a game of rock paper scissors between three people, everyone wins and loses
#55 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But Pa might not.
User avatar #28 - squiresparkle (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All of these are true, at least for me... I'm not sure if I should feel proud or ashamed...
#23 - include ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
#21 - lolelephant (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I take two sugars with my tea, does that mean I have to think of myself as twice as intellectually inferior. . . To myself?
User avatar #31 - robertolee (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh god, ******* internet has got a lot of these right. The first one in particular, I'm going to have to give up nature documentaries when Sir David Attenborough dies, I can only hope I die first so I don't have to know this sadness. I actually met the man and he is unbelievably friendly.
User avatar #76 - srapture (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always try to act very happy about my haircut so the hairdresser thinks they did a good job, even when I dislike it... "How's that?" "Very nice! Yes, thank you very much!" *wear false smile until I leave*
User avatar #51 - themastermorris ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Half of these sound like canadian problems
User avatar #32 - BrotherDeath (07/08/2013) [-]
Yyyyep, that's the UK in a nutshell.
#17 - Rellikthebrit (07/08/2013) [-]
its rather embarrassing how many of these i come across in everyday life. Also when you are in the city and someone walks into you and you say sorry.  Hmm i think i may be two British as i sit here drinking tea.
its rather embarrassing how many of these i come across in everyday life. Also when you are in the city and someone walks into you and you say sorry. Hmm i think i may be two British as i sit here drinking tea.
#9 - gazmus (07/08/2013) [-]
That Attennborough one made me cackle So true, why waste time on anyone else?

The yanks get him too though dont they? Surely we wouldnt hold out on them with this...
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