Birthmarks. Either that or some prostitute stabbed me in the crotch and ran away with my clothes and money. Bitch. Credit goes to E1n at DeviantArt . BIRTH MARK birthmarks comic comics
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Either that or some prostitute stabbed me in the crotch and ran away with my clothes and money. Bitch.

Credit goes to E1n at DeviantArt
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BIRTH MARKS-
YOUR OTHER LIFE.
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#16 - kongh (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have a birthmark on my ass.
User avatar #31 - ktbmnf (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i.. dont have a birth mark. does that mean i am living my first life, and not a second/third/fifth?
User avatar #32 to #31 - drzix (07/08/2013) [-]
Or you died of old age...
#55 - jellykuba (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a rather thin one just below where my liver would be.... **** I was stabbed, left to bleed out, and died horribly slow.
User avatar #52 - stargatesturge (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have one between my eyes. At least the guy was a good shot.
#43 - denonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
On my chest where my heart is.   
does this mean I was Iron man in a past life?
On my chest where my heart is.
does this mean I was Iron man in a past life?
User avatar #57 - Kannas (07/08/2013) [-]
I've got a big red one on the back of my head. Dammit, my past life's brains probably painted some drug lord's wall!
#47 - craxxet (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So that means all the birthmarks on my lower arms that go above my veins could have been lethal injections that i received for my heinous crimes?
User avatar #54 - jellybob ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
right next to my dick...poor bastard
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#159 - successfully has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#163 to #159 - orionthegreat (07/08/2013) [-]
Thank you for that, I think we all woke up today and said to ourselves, "Do yuo know what
I could go for to day? A picture of someone's dick."
#151 - lordhasta (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have two on my scrotum...
User avatar #136 - theguythatisnotyou (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have no birthmarks... I must be the first of my line. New goal give the next in line a cool birthmark.
User avatar #97 - papalegba (07/08/2013) [-]
stabbed/shot in the neck :o
User avatar #61 - rosietheamazon (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1) throat.
2) side of my ass.
i was killed through the side of my ass once.
User avatar #39 - trailoftears (07/08/2013) [-]
Behind my left ear. I hope it was a poisoned ninja blowdart or something, that's the only plausible thing.
User avatar #7 - tigronn ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in my back... WHAT DISHONORABLE SCUM DID IT?
#83 - farmfresh (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if you died instantaneously in a nuclear explosion?
#48 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
My entire right arm and shoulder.    
   
Cool, My arm got blown off.
My entire right arm and shoulder.

Cool, My arm got blown off.
User avatar #185 - notsolonleyisland (07/08/2013) [-]
I have one on my heel.
HOLY **** I WAS ACHILLES!!!
User avatar #58 - iwillfuckurmom (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
On my knee. What happened to me?
#24 - joshofsouls (07/08/2013) [-]
I have one on my neck and on my chest.
I've seen something like this once before, and I thought of what might have happened to me in a past life.

I thought that maybe I was someone people hated, and someone was hired an assassin to kill me. The assassin got close to me in my life, and pretended to be my friend. We spent many months together, and eventually they came to me asking for help, bursting into tears.

They got up close for a hug, and jabbed a knife into my neck, and looked me in the eyes... then whispered into my ear "I'm so sorry..." and then stabbed me in the chest.

and all I could do is sit there gurgling on my own blood as the person I thought was my friend walked away.


I have an odd imagination.
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