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#1 - sandez
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#19 to #1 - anon id: 1bc277e8
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Thank god I'm not black...

Or have a girlfriend..
#39 to #1 - anon id: 0f60aa23
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Black world problems..
User avatar #21 to #1 - lapsushominum
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This kills the man.
#38 - weenieandthebutt
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Ermmm us men still need to decide in picking out nice suitable shirts for the occasion. Although it doesn't take me as long, I still need to wash and straighten my hair with the heating iron. We also worry about other things such as things to talk about or trying to sell ourselves as interesting or show that we have a direction in life (since women would never wanna go with a deadbeat loser).

Besides that, evolution and natural selection dictates that women are sexually more valuable than men in the dating game due to the number of sex cells in each gender and the amount of offspring that can be produced. Women have got by far the superior advantage where it's us men who need to impress. That's why women have the luxury of being able to afford to be 'picky' whereby they unconsciously perform **** tests in order to narrow down their options. Even ugly women still have men who want to chase her or **** her as long as she's willing to put out. It's an entirely different dice game for men unfortunately.
#42 to #38 - anon id: 88b04867
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I am an ugly woman and i call this ********
User avatar #43 to #42 - weenieandthebutt
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That's because men go for prettier women whereas women go for men with high confidence, financial stability and high social value. As an ugly woman, you probably may not be regarded highly but I bet you'd probably be able to get laid if you show off your vagina in a club and actually approach men.
User avatar #138 to #42 - yipkendu
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Pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #76 to #38 - mooneh
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Except for the lack of friends and college plans, I seem to fall into all of these categories...but I feel much more like I'm on the right said than the left. What am I doing wrong, guys?
User avatar #128 to #76 - weenieandthebutt
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I know that feel bro. I'm a bit stuttery and slightly nervy with the way I talk at times but other than that, I'm not exactly a boring person and I can make girls laugh. On top of that, I usually workout, eat healthily and take pride in my body and general appearance, to which some girls had even acknowledged. Unfortunately, they still regard me as inadequate, inferior and basically not good enough. Maybe you just approach the wrong women, I dunno bro.
#81 to #38 - anon id: 798baf6c
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there's something wrong with you if you don't care if your date has no confidence, no money, no college plans, no friends, is boring, has nothing in common with you, and doesn't talk. any self respecting man looks for a woman who looks good and is successful. This isn't the 1800s anymore.
User avatar #126 to #81 - weenieandthebutt
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Hmmm I care about looks and kindness more. The others are just a bonus.
#101 to #38 - anon id: bebcda2a
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But what if that ugly woman wants something more substantial than a purely physical relationship and as such does not wish to put out for just anyone who comes along or show off their vagina in a club?
User avatar #127 to #101 - weenieandthebutt
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If she's fat, make the god damn effort to lose weight (it's really not that hard). If she's just ugly, wear more make up. Simples.
#152 to #127 - blanketandpillow
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And if you're shy, make the god damn effort to just talk to a woman. It's really not that hard.
User avatar #157 to #152 - weenieandthebutt
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I'm not shy, I just simply don't have the adequate social skills to game, flirt effectively or escalate things sexually. I usually get women who reject me, shun me or even tell me to **** off. It's a lot easier to change your looks than your personality, just sayin'.
#158 to #157 - blanketandpillow
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You must be doing something horribly wrong if she tells you to **** off. I can't change my face, and I am terrible at putting on makeup. I could get help from friends with learning how to apply makeup just as easily as you could get help from friends learning how to flirt.
User avatar #159 to #158 - weenieandthebutt
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If you're ugly as a result of being fat, you know that losing weight can help enhance your looks, especially the defined cheek bones an' all. My friends (even my female one's) are as useless as **** with helping me out and as beta as I am with women, the one thing I hold pride of is that in my entire 2-3 years, I'd managed to pull over 30 women in clubs all by myself. Even so, I'm still not consistent enough. I'd improved my social aspects over the years but it's really not easy being able to attract women since one wrong move and you're ******.
#160 to #159 - blanketandpillow
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I'm perfectly healthy weight wise. But my face is just... bad. And my hair. God, I don't know how other girls do their hair without ripping it all out. Maybe let her do the talking?
User avatar #161 to #160 - weenieandthebutt
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I'm pretty sure you're not as bad as you look. With most women, I often recommend them to grow their hair out. Hair straightening products and heat protection sprays do wonders! I have typical bushy coarse Middle Eastern hair but with the right tools and care, I'm able to maintain it (somewhat). Obviously easier said that done but still possible to achieve nice, beautiful hair. I wish I could let the woman do the talking but hey, she's not there to impress me.
#167 to #161 - blanketandpillow
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My hair goes down a little past my shoulder (when it's straight, but since it's naturally curly, it rests above them), so yeah, I do suspect growing it out will help. When I was younger, I kept burning myself on the straightening iron (because I was just that skilled), so I kind of just stopped using it.

And trust me, there's woman that want to talk. Personally, I hate listneing to a guy talk for the entire date. I want to tell my stories, and I want to tell him what I think of his.
#153 to #38 - blanketandpillow
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What if an ugly woman wants personlity instead of simply looks?
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User avatar #118 to #66 - weenieandthebutt
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Then there is your case, the lucky ******* bastard which is like a statistical anomaly.
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User avatar #64 to #38 - hawaiianhappysauce
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For the most part it's true, but being fat is a death sentence for women, male it's bad but not a death sentence.
User avatar #116 to #64 - weenieandthebutt
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That's true but it's honestly a lot easier to improve your looks than your personality. All a woman needs to do is just exercise regularly and eat healthier. For us beta men especially, it's hard to change some quirky aspects of ourselves since social conditioning is almost irreversible. I've been working out for months now, I've gained a bigger and toned body, I even get the more alpha confident cool men looking up to me as their equal but with women, I still kinda drop my spaghetti everywhere.
#156 to #116 - blanketandpillow
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It's so much easier to fix your personlity than your looks. Just do it. Not that hard, actually.
#162 to #156 - weenieandthebutt
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Just like any form of mental illnesses, you can't just snap out of social anxieties or any form of linguistic quirks you may exhibit.
Pic related.
#165 to #162 - blanketandpillow
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So what if I believe I am so fat, and no amount of dieting and exercising or will change that. Deep down, I truly believe I am forever cursed to be fat. What's the point of eating healthy or excercising if I believe I'm truly going to be fat?
#155 to #116 - blanketandpillow
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Just talk to more females who you're already familar with, and then talking to female strangers will become easier.
User avatar #163 to #155 - weenieandthebutt
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I can talk to females in a friendly manner but that usually ends me up in the friendzone.
#164 to #163 - blanketandpillow
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Then be in the friendzone for a while before you make the final move. There's differnet types of people. Some can walk up to a girl and get her number just like that, and others have to head into the friendzone before leveling up.
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User avatar #111 to #69 - weenieandthebutt
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Relationship wise, I care more about kindness than how interesting they are to be honest. Sure, it's a bonus but I don't see it as a bare minimum as long as we get along. In regards to one night stands and approaching women in nightclubs, nothing says in a woman that she has personality than by showing off her set of boobs. I really don't give a **** about a woman's personality, my sexual instincts are triggered by visual appearances, that's just how my biology works. Besides, you barely know anything about the person and it's too god damn loud to talk in clubs so you're not interested in nothing more than her body.
User avatar #67 to #38 - mynameisfoo
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...you straighten your hair?
User avatar #117 to #67 - dummerbaztard
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If you have a little bit longer hair like weenieandthebutt in his picture, it is sometimes important, because else you look like a mushroom after washing hair
#114 to #67 - weenieandthebutt
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Yep, indeed I do
#44 - koobzacc
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I serve no purpose in this post
#107 to #44 - anon id: 6ada13d6
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"Don't get a boner"
#71 to #44 - roastedchicken
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Paint skillz

I tried
#108 to #71 - anon id: 8d0f6a83
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How does she do that with her mouth closed?
User avatar #168 to #108 - roastedchicken
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I'm replying to you with my mouth closed
#62 - russianbro
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User avatar #103 to #62 - hurleyy
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You shook your girlfriend's hand? that is pretty beta
User avatar #89 to #62 - silverhellion
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i think you need to have a stern fatherly discussion with your penis and tell it to quit that **** out.
#5 - fluffydaunicorn
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jack off before you go. Problem solved
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User avatar #37 to #5 - klina
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yeah, that only works if you have average sex drive...
User avatar #48 to #37 - timmity
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wat?
User avatar #61 to #48 - klina
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What I'm trying to say is, I'd need to mastrubate around 2-4 dimes before I actually feel satisfied for a while.
User avatar #130 to #61 - nsfwbrowserv
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Damn those dimes are lucky
User avatar #65 to #61 - timmity
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me its 2 time, but that only takes a few minutes
#3 - miscarriage
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#13 - grimmreaperz
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What I'm always afraid is gonna happen when I get boners on dates
What I'm always afraid is gonna happen when I get boners on dates
User avatar #15 to #13 - rgkprod
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Source?
User avatar #26 to #15 - xxthunderxx
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The anime is called Magikano
User avatar #16 to #15 - grimmreaperz
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wish I knew actually, a friend sent it to me
#17 to #16 - rgkprod
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Well, Google's best guess is... "Kick in the balls"... thanks, Google.
User avatar #20 to #13 - thisotherdude
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You think your date is going to turn into a complete maniac and start repeatedly assaulting your balls? You need to stop picking up chicks from the mental asylum buddy.
User avatar #31 - viscerys
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I, too use hula-hoops when I'm nervous.
#82 - nortledrones
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