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#22 - dgarcia (07/08/2013) [-]
>be me
>last weekend
>old friend is in town for 4th of July
>invites me to party at his place
>arrive and there is a hoard of asian kids
>felt like I was at a Nike factory
>all of them wasted playing strip poker, twisted and any other game that involves getting naked
>three of the Asian chicks, looked about 10-13yo, grab me
>"play beer pong with us"
> ****** .jpof
>can't go back to jail.
>tell friend he's ******* insane
>drunk, getting handjob from prepubecent DJ 4DM1N's daughter
>doesn't give two ***** , ignored me
>next day friend comes over
>can't even look the sick pervert in the eye
>mfw when he he tells me they're all over 21
>tells me he checked ids because they all look so young
>mfw they had some anime themed orgy
>mfw that's my fantasy
> it was they're last day of they're exchange student program, never coming back.
>I'm never buying another Nike product in my life.
#35 to #22 - kakkakrabbypatty (07/08/2013) [-]
YFW he didn't tell you that beforehand
YFW he didn't tell you that beforehand
User avatar #25 to #22 - dgarcia (07/08/2013) [-]
Sorry for the "they're". Just saw it
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