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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - outerfiend
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i really like this show but when you put it like that.............
#16 to #5 - nietzschis [OP]
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I like it too xD Guess it doesn't matter
#37 to #16 - Penn
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Jesus Christ this is the third faggot I've seen today.

Leave FJ. We don't want you here.

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#39 to #37 - adu
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#66 to #37 - northard
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LeL !!! Edgy teen !!! XDDD !!!
#38 to #37 - anon id: 097e1dbc
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Well...aren't you one too? I mean the way you put all of that together...
#19 - apietotheface
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#25 - crosskill
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"Hmmm, I don't think it would be okay to tell my kids that I smoked weed once in a while.. I know! I'll just say we ate sandwiches instead!"   
- 2 days later -   
   
"Kids, let me tell you in full detail about all of the women I ******, and dumped as soon as I got bored with them. And I eventually meet your mother by the way. Oh and be prepared for a lot of **** that doesn't make any sense, and has absolutely NO relevance to how I met your yellow-umbrella-wearing, bass-playing slut of a mother.   
   
Ted is the douchiest character to ever be on a ******* tv show. His arrogance and his holier-than-thou attitude make me want to punch him in the throat.    
Here's a list of reasons why I hate Ted:   
   
 - His constant speeches about how he’s so amazing and he doesn’t understand why all women aren’t into him.   
 - He scopes out sluts and complains that there are no quality women.   
 - He badgers women into dating him and loses interest in a week.   
 - He asked Victoria to give up her scholarship for him and put the blame on her when he cheated.   
 - He makes impassioned speeches about how he’s learned from his mistakes to shut those who criticize him up… but he never actually does. (2 am episode)   
 - He actually thinks he’s better than Barney (come on Ted).   
 - He openly lies to women about his feelings for them and his feelings for Robin (Cue Victoria again).   
 - He can't get the **** over Robin. At every turn in some season we find out that he still has feelings for her.   
 - He gets mad at Barney for sleeping with Robin, but not mad at Robin for sleeping with Barney?   
   
I could also go on about my sort-of-hate for the other characters, but that's not relevant right now.    
I don't hate the actor who portrays Ted. Josh Radnor could be a pretty cool guy, and when I see his face outside of HIMYM, I don't feel like punching him. But as soon as he shows his smug grin in that favorite pub of his, I get that urge to strangle him. And that may just make Josh a fantastic actor.
"Hmmm, I don't think it would be okay to tell my kids that I smoked weed once in a while.. I know! I'll just say we ate sandwiches instead!"
- 2 days later -

"Kids, let me tell you in full detail about all of the women I ******, and dumped as soon as I got bored with them. And I eventually meet your mother by the way. Oh and be prepared for a lot of **** that doesn't make any sense, and has absolutely NO relevance to how I met your yellow-umbrella-wearing, bass-playing slut of a mother.

Ted is the douchiest character to ever be on a ******* tv show. His arrogance and his holier-than-thou attitude make me want to punch him in the throat.
Here's a list of reasons why I hate Ted:

- His constant speeches about how he’s so amazing and he doesn’t understand why all women aren’t into him.
- He scopes out sluts and complains that there are no quality women.
- He badgers women into dating him and loses interest in a week.
- He asked Victoria to give up her scholarship for him and put the blame on her when he cheated.
- He makes impassioned speeches about how he’s learned from his mistakes to shut those who criticize him up… but he never actually does. (2 am episode)
- He actually thinks he’s better than Barney (come on Ted).
- He openly lies to women about his feelings for them and his feelings for Robin (Cue Victoria again).
- He can't get the **** over Robin. At every turn in some season we find out that he still has feelings for her.
- He gets mad at Barney for sleeping with Robin, but not mad at Robin for sleeping with Barney?

I could also go on about my sort-of-hate for the other characters, but that's not relevant right now.
I don't hate the actor who portrays Ted. Josh Radnor could be a pretty cool guy, and when I see his face outside of HIMYM, I don't feel like punching him. But as soon as he shows his smug grin in that favorite pub of his, I get that urge to strangle him. And that may just make Josh a fantastic actor.
#50 to #25 - imofcnotharveydent
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sounds like a good example of a feminist counterpart, according to fj at least
sounds like a good example of a feminist counterpart, according to fj at least
#68 to #25 - faithrider
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if you hate it so much then how do you know so much about him???sandwiches... because weed is illegal... sex isn't
User avatar #98 to #25 - kratosalza
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All my friends love HIMYM, and one day while we were all bored they had the genious idea to finally get me to watch the show (as I've never had before and am constantly left outside their "inside" jokes about HIMYM). After watching just one episode I told them that I enjoyed it (especially NPH as Barney) but when I told them that despite the show being good I'll probably never watch it again because of the main character and how much of a pretentious douche bag he seems to be. After that they never even talked about HIMYM in front of me again and whenever NPH comes up (like in the latest Harold and Kumar movie) they just look at me as if I'm desecrating on the best thing that's ever happened to them.
User avatar #99 to #25 - finni
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- He badgers women into dating him and loses interest in a week

I agree soooo much with this! And how he sort of dumped Victoria after giving up her wedding for him... I mean I felt like I wanted to strangle him! He himself was left at the alter, he should know better than doing something like that!

But he has done some things I support, like giving up on Robin for Barney. Yes, I know he sort of got jealous after that, but I can understand that.
#46 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce
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#55 to #46 - anon id: 8bc79a84
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Although it was a bit over the top, he's not really obsessed. When you watch or pay attention to anything that contains a plot you easily pick things up. It's not like you need to analyse each episode multiple times to get this information out of this particular TV series. Also, people have gone nuts for less.
User avatar #62 to #25 - admiralen
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actually i hate lilly the most, shes such a ******* cunt
User avatar #41 to #25 - shaftyface
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This is probably the biggest over reaction to a fictional character ive ever seen.
User avatar #43 to #41 - VivaLaPhobia
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I agree with this, but also agree with the above over reaction.
Lilly and Marshal are my favourites
User avatar #44 to #43 - shaftyface
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I love marshal, the way Jason uses facial expressions makes him imo
User avatar #45 to #44 - VivaLaPhobia
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He is even better in freaks and geeks if you've ever seen that
User avatar #47 to #45 - shaftyface
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Nope haha, anywhere I can watch it or would you recommend downloads?
User avatar #49 to #47 - VivaLaPhobia
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netflix has it, i warn you though, its kind of a high school drama. However Seth Rogan, James Franco, and Jason Segal are all high school stoners, so they make tolerable.
#72 to #41 - noodleofrassilon
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Derpy.
User avatar #94 to #72 - shaftyface
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Eh, yeah fair point.

But Id be pretty happy if something I came up with ended up in any TV show so
#106 to #94 - noodleofrassilon
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I agree
#42 to #41 - anon id: bd41eba7
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yet pretty accurated.
User avatar #54 to #41 - majortomcomics
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No-the biggest over-reaction is the hooplah you stupid ass bronies make over cartoon ponies.
User avatar #69 to #54 - shaftyface
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"Hurr durrr I h8 broknees cus im kewl"

This isnt even relevant, why even bring it up?

Have made a hooplah? No. Go bother someone that gives a ****
User avatar #70 to #69 - majortomcomics
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No, that's not why. I don't care if you like MLP. I dislike the majority of them because they shove their fandom down everyone's throats and post irrelevant pictures to just about anything.
#81 to #70 - fistpump
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So let me get this straight...
You don't like bronies because they cram their opinion down your throat, and post irrelevant comments on things?
Congratulations, friend, you have just done both of those things here, and you weren't even provoked.
What a twist, eh?
User avatar #83 to #81 - majortomcomics
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As I explained below, it's relevant because he was criticizing the man's analysis on a character for being exaggerated and I simply pointed out that that is what his fandom is based around. Don't reply, I'm trying to watch 28 Days later and all these notifications are interrupting me. Thanks.
#85 to #83 - fistpump
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You brought up the fandom, he didn't. You used a brony posting an opinion as an opportunity to flame him for shoving opinions down everyone's throats and being generally irrelevant, which is exactly what you did, and he didn't.
*****, I couldn't give a **** if you're watching 28 Days Later. Just close the FunnyJunk tab if you're that bothered...
User avatar #95 to #85 - shaftyface
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Thank you, for not only defending, but being s smart fellow, I tip my hat to you sir
#73 to #70 - noodleofrassilon
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That's not what was done here, He Didn't Mention It.   
You Did.
That's not what was done here, He Didn't Mention It.
You Did.
User avatar #75 to #73 - majortomcomics
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I never said that's what was done here. It's relevant because he said one thing was the largest over exaggeration, and I corrected him.
#77 to #75 - noodleofrassilon
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I'm pretty sure there are a lot bigger reactions to specific fictional characters.
But uh, let's just take a moment " You stupid ass bronies"
Seriously, you're being a big ol' dick.
I've watched that show a bit, it was cute, the music was fun, and if I'm bored and it's on the hub I'll turn it on because it's better than most of the cartoons on today. I enjoy the music as well, but I've never been crazy obsessed with it, I even get annoyed with the fans sometimes myself.. but here you just decided to flop around like a big ol dick
User avatar #80 to #77 - majortomcomics
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I'm not. He shouldn't criticize something for being an over-exaggeration when that's what his fandom is based on.
#82 to #80 - noodleofrassilon
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He said it was the largest he ever saw.
He didn't say it was dumb
he didn't insult the guy for doing it
he just said it was a big over reaction

You decided to take his passive statement as an opportunity to gobble some **** and spit it out into a hateful comment about a silly fanbase.
User avatar #84 to #82 - majortomcomics
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I know. And I really don't care. Can you stop replying? These notifications are interrupting me, and I'm trying to watch 28 Days Later...
#60 - checkandmate
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At least they're only hearing about the *******.
#105 to #60 - mementomorit
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User avatar #2 - AreyouSerious
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Ted Mosby pisses me off so much.

Let me tell you the story about how much of a bitch I am and how I went all out for women who never loved me as much as much as I loved them until someone decided to marry me.
#3 to #2 - anon id: d7b1036b
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Was he supposed to give up getting married after the first girl who left him?
The way you say it makes it seem like he proposed to every girl he dated.
Or even liked every girl he dated.
Or that he never had a one night stand.
#4 to #2 - anon id: 32918016
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It's just a show about nothing.
Who the hell cares about the daily "relationship problems" of imaginary people?
******* waste of time.
#10 to #2 - anon id: 1c135776
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*someone -> some of them... he was engaged like 6754254254121 times
User avatar #11 to #2 - amberleafwoohoo
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i watched that episode with his girlfriend in germany and ted's in a taxi heading over to robins house to obviousely mash her and while he's in the cab marshall and lily are being so clear and adamant that he shouldnt go over there - but he still des!! he's like ross out of friends. i want to slap them both
User avatar #18 to #2 - ooooooooooo
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THIS.

My friends love him, I like the show but I cannot stand Ted Mosby.
#14 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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they could make the show better by having more of Ted Mosby's daughter, Lindsy Fonseca is so hot. Not sure if **** but its a **** idea to be on fj at work.
User avatar #29 to #14 - vexaton
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They might actually make a couple of episodes after he "meets" the mother, showing their daily life and stuff, so you can sleep well at night knowing that the kids aren't always on that couch for 10 years
#48 - milkandboners
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This may be the scariest thing I've ever seen...
#51 to #48 - kaboomz
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how about now?
User avatar #61 to #51 - zraven
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...just **** you.
#63 to #61 - kaboomz
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User avatar #64 to #63 - zraven
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That one is better than chomper-eyes up there.
#65 to #64 - kaboomz
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agreed
User avatar #67 to #65 - zraven
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That one is just plain funny.
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User avatar #102 to #97 - zraven
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Eh, that's fine, too. It's just Toothy up there that gets me.
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#86 to #51 - irsmrt
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**irsmrt rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at How automakers see back seat passengers **
how about THIS!
#104 to #86 - anon id: 401d8ded
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GAH, look at that ugly white leather! Who could do such a horrible thing? Thanks for the nightmares.
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User avatar #88 to #71 - noisia
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Next season is the last season, apparently.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - noisia
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Actually, they showed her in the last scene of the last episode of the series that has just ended, so they'll likely have her as a main character throughout the final series.
User avatar #89 to #88 - noisia
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will be*
#56 - mrhotwings
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Spitter!!