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#9 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #9 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
The soldier's mother bought the food you anus.
#57 to #12 - microhendy (07/08/2013) [-]
No she didn't.
#136 to #57 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
If you don't think she did, then your ability to detect context is broken.
#137 to #136 - microhendy (07/10/2013) [-]
What context? The other woman paid for the food.
#138 to #137 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
MFW I was at work at 2 AM thinking about Funnyjunk comments and I got what you were trying to say. My bad.
MFW I was at work at 2 AM thinking about Funnyjunk comments and I got what you were trying to say. My bad.
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#14 to #13 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I didn't know that people weren't allowed to share their personal lives with cashiers.
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User avatar #33 to #15 - phtholognyrrh (07/08/2013) [-]
youre the only one doing any polluting right now
User avatar #32 to #15 - improbablyyourdad (07/08/2013) [-]
It's a story being told by a young girl, do you honestly think shes going to make it detailed? The person that ended up paying for it probably over heard it when the soldiers mom was explaining what all the food was for.

It could be fake but you don't need to be a douche.
User avatar #24 to #15 - ktbmnf ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
a conversation like this may have happened

"this is a lot of things, is there an occasion?"

"my son returned from duty, and he hasnt had a thanks giving feast for quite some time"

stop being so close minded
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ktbmnf ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
hilarious.
#17 to #15 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
So let's say you have a child. You've provided for that child for days on end. Now, said child goes somewhere with no guarantee of returning. You go to the grocery store, get food to celebrate their return, get to the cash register, and the nice cashier lady asks you how you're doing. You would probably then say, "I'm doing better now that my son is home from the war." or something to that degree. Then your debit card screws up (I don't know, the magnetic strip expires, there's a crack in it, a bill automatically went through, etc.) and a kind lady who overhears the good news pays for your **** . You're right, this story probably isn't real, but I'm willing to bet my internet connection that something similar happened to someone else and that's enough for me.

It seems to me that you've lost all hope in happiness and it seems to me like you need a hug. Can I give you a hug? I'll give you a hug.
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#20 to #18 - yunghunt ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Well, you were being blatantly negative so I wanted to throw some luvvinz your way.
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