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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - cutiepyro
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i once had somebody steal 40 of my mechanical pencils

i planted vodka in her locker
#53 to #6 - anon id: 1cb19022
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Why not just take them back?
#15 to #6 - bleeduntildeath
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(07/08/2013) [-]
did you drink it first? or did they dispose of it.... cause that's alcohol abuse
#11 to #6 - bobkiller
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Couldn't you have just TAKEN the pencils from her locker? Or you know... not take more than needed mechanical pencils? they all use the graphite pieces so no matter how long you use you'll never need to change them, just replace the graphite inside...
Couldn't you have just TAKEN the pencils from her locker? Or you know... not take more than needed mechanical pencils? they all use the graphite pieces so no matter how long you use you'll never need to change them, just replace the graphite inside...
User avatar #27 to #11 - cutiepyro
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(07/08/2013) [-]
you have no idea how expensive graphite led is in my local convenience store, it costed like 11 dollars for 6 mechanical pencils, and my mom would castrate me if she thought that they were gone
User avatar #7 to #6 - fyaq
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(07/08/2013) [-]
you didnt think that plan through.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cutiepyro
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(07/08/2013) [-]
nope

apparently 3 other people drank from her "water bottle" after the planting and were suspended for 2 months, she thanked me for finally finding out who has been stealing from her locker for the entire 2 semesters
User avatar #40 to #8 - EdwardNigma
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Nows your chance.

You've befriended her. Gain her love. Act the devoted boyfriend. (Or girlfriend. Or normal friend, if you're a chick and not into that.)

Then crush her soul.
User avatar #49 to #40 - majortomcomics
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Or-you know, tell her to give back your pencils before you kick her in the cunt?
User avatar #90 to #49 - aesguitar
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Where's the fun in that?
User avatar #91 to #90 - majortomcomics
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You get to kick her in the cunt.