you have no idea how expensive graphite led is in - #96870641 added by cutiepyro at Always remember, never forget

#6 - cutiepyro

Reply+9

(07/08/2013)[-]

i once had somebody steal 40 of my mechanical pencils

i planted vodka in her locker

#53 to #6 - anon id: 1cb19022

Reply0

(07/08/2013)[-]

Why not just take them back?

#15 to #6 - bleeduntildeath

Reply+1

(07/08/2013)[-]

did you drink it first? or did they dispose of it.... cause that's alcohol abuse

#11 to #6 - bobkiller

Reply+10

(07/08/2013)[-]

Couldn't you have just TAKEN the pencils from her locker? Or you know... not take more than needed mechanical pencils? they all use the graphite pieces so no matter how long you use you'll never need to change them, just replace the graphite inside...

#27 to #11 - cutiepyro

Reply+3

(07/08/2013)[-]

you have no idea how expensive graphite led is in my local convenience store, it costed like 11 dollars for 6 mechanical pencils, and my mom would castrate me if she thought that they were gone

#7 to #6 - fyaq

Reply-5

(07/08/2013)[-]

you didnt think that plan through.

#8 to #7 - cutiepyro

Reply+42

(07/08/2013)[-]

nope

apparently 3 other people drank from her "water bottle" after the planting and were suspended for 2 months, she thanked me for finally finding out who has been stealing from her locker for the entire 2 semesters

#40 to #8 - EdwardNigma

Reply+17

(07/08/2013)[-]

Nows your chance.

You've befriended her. Gain her love. Act the devoted boyfriend. (Or girlfriend. Or normal friend, if you're a chick and not into that.)

Then crush her soul.

#49 to #40 - majortomcomics

Reply+7

(07/08/2013)[-]

Or-you know, tell her to give back your pencils before you kick her in the cunt?

#90 to #49 - aesguitar

Reply0

(07/08/2013)[-]

Where's the fun in that?

#91 to #90 - majortomcomics

Reply0

(07/08/2013)[-]

You get to kick her in the cunt.