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3,; Jordan
sara December l, one on
This is my first i' acebook status and t will be the only public one so fyou arent
my friend, read closely.
L I created this profile because i was sick of you Webs posting nonsense all
ayer my other news feed.
2. If i don' t accept your request, that' s ******* that. don' t keep trying EVEN
month thinking ill give in.
3. Ifyou do gain the privilege of being myfriend on Facebook, don' t abuse it. i
will delete you fyou continuously post stupid crap from other pages because
you think ts cool or some **** , **** off you bandwagon hipster, make room for
the real ones. (LE. ME)
4. If you are my ex, there is a reason for that, don' t bother trying to add me.
5. If you think that for some reason you' re opinion matters, i will delete you.
Your opinion isjust a useless as mine. go ahead and you it, but don' t get
cocky because we both know that fighting ayer the internet is like winning in
the special olympics. Even fyou win, you' re still retarded.
6. 5 consecutive posts on my news feed from the same person shows me that
you are gonna be annoying. I don' t want to read that you bought a coke at
SEW. you will be deleted.
It posting photos others getting baked is unnecessary. We
know your a stoner, cool, been there done that.
3. Writing me to play a Facebook game isn' tjust stupid, ts annoying. i dont
want to see any notifications about that **** . i will block up to I application
that you request me tookin. fyou send me one from a different game after
that, you will be deleted.
9. I dont wanna know about how "wangcaster" you are or see pictures of you
with in Eds and a bandana on while you hold an gun.
grow up and get a life. i will delete you as well.
10. If you think that because you are family or yew close, you are exempt from
these rules, think again. I' m an asshole, ts in my blood.
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#3 - sanguinesolitude (07/07/2013) [-]
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who the **** is jordan and why should we care what he has to say
User avatar #4 - osamabinanus (07/07/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
User avatar #1 - wreckingcuteness (07/07/2013) [-]
Definitely a life of a Noob. Kind-of. YOU CAN READ THIS! WOW!
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