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User avatar #4 to #1 - kristjanthegreat (07/07/2013) [-]
its just a joke..come down
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User avatar #6 to #5 - kristjanthegreat (07/07/2013) [-]
then just skip this post if you dont like it
User avatar #7 to #6 - dudeimlikeadude (07/07/2013) [-]
what do you think red thumbs are for?
#10 to #7 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay pal, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
okay pal, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - dontdeletemyuser (07/07/2013) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
User avatar #13 to #2 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I prefer this one.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Windhelm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Tamriel, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of thieves across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, ******* . I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Dark Brotherhood and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn welp. I will Shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, snowback.
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#50 to #49 - maguitox (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh internet, you so silly
User avatar #34 to #13 - thepandaking (07/08/2013) [-]
I love this one so much...
User avatar #14 to #13 - dontdeletemyuser (07/07/2013) [-]
that one was quite good too. +1
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