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#50 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
As a kid, my dick was still rather new, just unpackaged, and at the time this "fapping" thin was rather cool. But I'd only do it once a day, but then I got ballsy, and tried a second time.

My ****** dick skin just under my dickhead tore or something (I had no moisturizer, just good old spit) and started to bleed I was like "MAH DICK NEEDS AN EXORCISM" So I ran downstairs with my bloody 10 year old cock in my hand and started shouting at my mom, I wasnt making any sense at this point so I grabbed a cloth from the table, little did I know that was just used to swipe away salt.

#63 to #50 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
I use no lubricant at all, not even spit, I still manage to go three times a day average.
User avatar #54 to #50 - ludislavonac (07/08/2013) [-]
how the hell did you manage to do that? I've never even used ******* lube to fap and I've been doing it for a decade now
#53 to #50 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
I hope i rember you after i stop high
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