Fapping. Source: Mock the Week, BBC . it At what point, does masti. i' rll" iation become selfaware?. Only 200 hours?

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#9 to #5 - ironsoul (07/08/2013) [-]
how do they know it was exactly 42 times?
#21 - destroyerofcheese (07/08/2013) [-]
Only 200 hours?
#4 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
there was this brazilian kid who died after he masturbed 9 times on one night
#18 to #4 - servando (07/08/2013) [-]
9 the number of times you thought it was, 9 x 5 = 45, 42 the real number of times that the kid died, 45-42= -3, half life 3 confirmed.
#49 - bremen (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
approximately the 127th hour.
approximately the 127th hour.
#3 - collegedood (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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when scabs start forming
#35 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
200 hours?

so, he'll be eating and fapping, sleeping and fapping, driving to work and fapping, working and fapping?
User avatar #38 to #35 - cantfindausername (07/08/2013) [-]
You make it sound like that's surprising.
#50 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a kid, my dick was still rather new, just unpackaged, and at the time this "fapping" thin was rather cool. But I'd only do it once a day, but then I got ballsy, and tried a second time.


My ****** dick skin just under my dickhead tore or something (I had no moisturizer, just good old spit) and started to bleed I was like "MAH DICK NEEDS AN EXORCISM" So I ran downstairs with my bloody 10 year old cock in my hand and started shouting at my mom, I wasnt making any sense at this point so I grabbed a cloth from the table, little did I know that was just used to swipe away salt.

MUH DICK
User avatar #54 to #50 - ludislavonac (07/08/2013) [-]
how the hell did you manage to do that? I've never even used ******* lube to fap and I've been doing it for a decade now
User avatar #41 - mrgoodlove (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It looks like his eyes said "We should see other people"
#31 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
Is that 200 consecutive hours, or 200 hours with breaks?
#14 - geometric (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
42 because that is the meaning of life.
42 because that is the meaning of life.
#22 to #14 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
hahAHA yOUR;E SOOOooOOO COOL

you know hipsstsper books
#1 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
inb4 challenge accepted
#28 - MrGordon (07/08/2013) [-]
Is he cross eyed....just a bit?
User avatar #26 - vissova (07/08/2013) [-]
It becomes harmful when you wank so much (without using lube or soap or anything) that your skin starts to tear away and your penis starts to look like an apple after it's been eaten. Except you can can see the veins and **** inside it.

I have no self control.
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