Greedy Potter. .. But Im the chosen hwone!
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#7 - superbigfupa (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #18 to #14 - ilovehitler (07/08/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just say to me, you little muggle? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in House Elf warfare, and I'm the top magician in the entire Dumbledore's Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with magic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words? You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over owl-delivered mail? Think again, mud blood. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of The Order of the Pheonix across England and your magic is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spell, mud blood. The spell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can apparate to anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my magic. Not only am I extensively trained in magical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of hippogriffs of the Hogwarts Ground and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of England, you little muggle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" slug vomiting spell was going to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* wand, kiddo. But you couldn't you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Death Eater, you goddamn muggle-born. I will cast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 - crazyeyedbioll (07/08/2013) [-]
But Im the chosen hwone!
#2 - jacobclabough (07/07/2013) [-]
actually loled for once
#25 - DiabloStrawhat (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm sure it'd be so difficult to refill a snack trolley on a MAGIC TRAIN.   
   
						****					 you, trolley lady. I don't need this 						****					.
I'm sure it'd be so difficult to refill a snack trolley on a MAGIC TRAIN.

**** you, trolley lady. I don't need this **** .
#16 - optimussum (07/08/2013) [-]
u are 1 fuking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#22 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Daniel radcliffe looks so young
#23 to #3 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - drunkasaurus (07/08/2013) [-]
I always assumed that "we'll take the lot" just meant one of everything. Also, so glad that this post could make its weekly appointment with my eyes. Almost afraid it wasn't gonna show up this week.
#8 - Blackdynasty (07/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
or she just magiks up more candy you dumb 						*****					 christ almighty
or she just magiks up more candy you dumb ***** christ almighty
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (07/07/2013) [-]
you have no idea how long i searched for this pic +1
#33 - nimba (07/08/2013) [-]
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#31 - bummerdrummer (07/08/2013) [-]
it was funny the first 8 or 9 times
User avatar #26 - pokemonash (07/08/2013) [-]
The face oh my god that face
#13 - newtoast (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was thinking about this the other day. He just found out about wizard money like a day before this. Then he pulls out a handful of random coins like "gimme all you got". He could have like 20¢ in his hand, asking for the whole damn cart.
User avatar #12 - goll ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
i always thought he meant some of everything when he said that. also even if he did take it all it's not like they don't have more stocked
#5 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Nice nd funyy pikcture. Had some trudle reading the las part, but I got it eventchualy =]. Have thumb =]
#4 - fortunehunter (07/08/2013) [-]
**fortunehunter rolled a random image posted in comment #2678550 at Friendly **
#21 - jtjas ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
how about...
how about...
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