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Life Hacks

Ultimate Life
Hacks Compilation
ADD a touch of magic
to your cold by putting
glitter in your mouth
I before you sneeze
DOUBLE the battery " of
an iphone by putting the
******* thing down
I l it fee) like
Foose ‘party
CREATE your own Florence
The Machine
album by locking F, r --
an owl in a wind "C.,
chime shop -4 l "5
ANNOY MC Hammer by going to
a museum with him, pointing at
every exhibit
and asking ‘can
I touch this?‘
PRETEND you' re a professional R
tennis player by wiping your ",
face on a towel every 30 seconds' V
then throwing it at a child
SAVE money on expensive
Valentine' s gifts by erecting
emotional barriers
all around you
and growing old
and dying alone
REVISIT your youth of ringing doorbell:
and running away by
becoming a DHL '
delivery driver ,
black suit today
TRICK your neighbours interchanging
you are a werewolf by_ s_ leaping naked
in their garden I A
JOCKEYS_ =
Riding 't C
a unicorn my
could make x _ l I
all the "i'
difference
in a photo finish
MOBILITY SCOOTER DRIVERS.
Attach a string of bananas Mb" d’
your vehicle for that exciting
Mario Kart look. r
FOOL nightclub Dls into believing you darh
care by waving ' !
FALL DOWN
the stairs
whilst
holding a
guitar.
Hey presto.
you‘ just
written a Pete
Doherty song.
UK GOVERNMENT. Save us lots of tedious scrolling
by rebranding as " Kingdom"
STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by
simply walking a bit faster
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