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#13 - unncommon (07/07/2013) [-]
The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis".  My mother's maiden name is Purvis and what's-more my grandpa's last name is Purvis.  I remember that he was so happy when 'Public Enemy' came out that he went to the theatre for the first time, just to watch his grandfather on the big-screen.  He was so proud that he had immediately bought the D.V.D. once it came out.
The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis". My mother's maiden name is Purvis and what's-more my grandpa's last name is Purvis. I remember that he was so happy when 'Public Enemy' came out that he went to the theatre for the first time, just to watch his grandfather on the big-screen. He was so proud that he had immediately bought the D.V.D. once it came out.
User avatar #99 to #13 - captalexander (07/08/2013) [-]
Only thing in my family is old royalty in Europe.
User avatar #90 to #13 - fingernails (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm a descendant of Alexander the great's bows man, whatever a bows man is. I think my mom said a bows man is a slave or something. That's the most interesting thing in my family line. What's more is my mom named me after our ancestor's master, yes my name is Alexander
#85 to #13 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #79 to #13 - dinoking (07/08/2013) [-]
Then why did he commit suicide?
User avatar #80 to #79 - unncommon (07/08/2013) [-]
I heard that it was an accident. I never met him personally (for obvious reasons) but what I've been told is that there was an accidental discharge from his firearm.
User avatar #78 to #13 - rhc (07/08/2013) [-]
My tenth grade English teacher is named Ms. Purvis........
#52 to #13 - catsniffer (07/08/2013) [-]
We can say that that's very... Uncommon
#50 to #13 - infinitehippie (07/08/2013) [-]
Hey what's up dude! I'm related to "Pretty Boy Floyd" (only through like marriage though and my dad was adopted) but its still pretty cool that I am "related" to him and you to his slayer...
User avatar #53 to #50 - unncommon (07/08/2013) [-]
Hey dude! It's just like a family reunion, except for its kind of the opposite.
#59 to #53 - unoriginalaccount (07/08/2013) [-]
You two should now fight to the death.
#58 to #53 - infinitehippie (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha! Right on!
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User avatar #36 to #28 - unncommon (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm talking about my grandfather going to see the movie you goof. Melvin died in the 60's.
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#43 to #39 - unncommon (07/08/2013) [-]
No harm done. We all make mistakes from time-to-time.
User avatar #84 to #43 - danniegurl ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I guess he was so ashamed of his mistake that he deleted his account.
#35 to #28 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Read that again.
Unncommon's grandfather went to watch the move that featured Uncommon's great-great grandfather.

feg
#33 to #28 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
public enemies is an american film released in 2009 starring johnny depp as Dilinger and Christian Bale as Melvin Purvis
go **** yourself with a rake
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User avatar #27 to #13 - ilikelolz (07/07/2013) [-]
I believe you

somebody has to be related
User avatar #37 to #27 - unncommon (07/08/2013) [-]
I know, it's not like I did anything special. I just thought that I'd share that story with you guys c:
#41 to #37 - ilikelolz (07/08/2013) [-]
And a good story it is, thanks for sharing
And a good story it is, thanks for sharing
#25 to #13 - astafarianp (07/07/2013) [-]
A fellow Purvis on Funnyjunk? I too am from the Purvis Family.
User avatar #32 to #25 - unncommon (07/07/2013) [-]
My last names 'Henson'. I'm related through my mother's side. But which state do you live in?
#101 to #32 - astafarianp (07/08/2013) [-]
Up in Washington State, by Seattle.
User avatar #46 to #32 - snaresinger (07/08/2013) [-]
... I'm a descendant of the Younger Brothers, I have a cool family too right?
#75 to #46 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm a descendent of Michael Faradays brother. I'm still not important though.
#24 to #13 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Didn't Melvin Purvis kill himself too?
User avatar #30 to #24 - akkere (07/07/2013) [-]
A later investigation suggested it might not have been a suicide, but that when he had the gun, he was trying to extract a tracer bullet that was jammed in the pistol.

So basically his death was one of the worst accidents you could ever have (obviously).
User avatar #14 to #13 - duvallwhitey (07/07/2013) [-]
I hope what you say is true. Thats really cool.
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