good guy charles. . hi: banks e zehhd (,. The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis". My mother's maiden name is Purvis and what's-more my grandpa's last name is Purvis.  good guy charles hi: banks e zehhd ( The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis" My mother's maiden name Purvis and what's-more grandpa's last
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#13 - unncommon
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The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis".  My mother's maiden name is Purvis and what's-more my grandpa's last name is Purvis.  I remember that he was so happy when 'Public Enemy' came out that he went to the theatre for the first time, just to watch his grandfather on the big-screen.  He was so proud that he had immediately bought the D.V.D. once it came out.
The man who killed him is my great-great grandpa "Melvin Purvis". My mother's maiden name is Purvis and what's-more my grandpa's last name is Purvis. I remember that he was so happy when 'Public Enemy' came out that he went to the theatre for the first time, just to watch his grandfather on the big-screen. He was so proud that he had immediately bought the D.V.D. once it came out.
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User avatar #36 to #28 - unncommon
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I'm talking about my grandfather going to see the movie you goof. Melvin died in the 60's.
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#43 to #39 - unncommon
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No harm done. We all make mistakes from time-to-time.
User avatar #84 to #43 - danniegurl
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I guess he was so ashamed of his mistake that he deleted his account.
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#35 to #28 - anon id: b848d182
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Read that again.
Unncommon's grandfather went to watch the move that featured Uncommon's great-great grandfather.

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#33 to #28 - anon id: fb21c351
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public enemies is an american film released in 2009 starring johnny depp as Dilinger and Christian Bale as Melvin Purvis
go **** yourself with a rake
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#24 to #13 - anon id: 1aab91fc
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Didn't Melvin Purvis kill himself too?
User avatar #30 to #24 - akkere
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A later investigation suggested it might not have been a suicide, but that when he had the gun, he was trying to extract a tracer bullet that was jammed in the pistol.

So basically his death was one of the worst accidents you could ever have (obviously).
#85 to #13 - anon id: 97d1f809
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seems legit
User avatar #90 to #13 - fingernails
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I'm a descendant of Alexander the great's bows man, whatever a bows man is. I think my mom said a bows man is a slave or something. That's the most interesting thing in my family line. What's more is my mom named me after our ancestor's master, yes my name is Alexander
User avatar #99 to #13 - captalexander
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Only thing in my family is old royalty in Europe.
User avatar #78 to #13 - rhc
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My tenth grade English teacher is named Ms. Purvis........
User avatar #79 to #13 - dinoking
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Then why did he commit suicide?
User avatar #80 to #79 - unncommon
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I heard that it was an accident. I never met him personally (for obvious reasons) but what I've been told is that there was an accidental discharge from his firearm.
#25 to #13 - astafarianp
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A fellow Purvis on Funnyjunk? I too am from the Purvis Family.
User avatar #32 to #25 - unncommon
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My last names 'Henson'. I'm related through my mother's side. But which state do you live in?
User avatar #46 to #32 - snaresinger
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... I'm a descendant of the Younger Brothers, I have a cool family too right?
#75 to #46 - anon id: 3390178d
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I'm a descendent of Michael Faradays brother. I'm still not important though.
#101 to #32 - astafarianp
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Up in Washington State, by Seattle.
User avatar #27 to #13 - ilikelolz
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I believe you

somebody has to be related
User avatar #37 to #27 - unncommon
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I know, it's not like I did anything special. I just thought that I'd share that story with you guys c:
#41 to #37 - ilikelolz
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And a good story it is, thanks for sharing
And a good story it is, thanks for sharing
#50 to #13 - infinitehippie
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Hey what's up dude! I'm related to "Pretty Boy Floyd" (only through like marriage though and my dad was adopted) but its still pretty cool that I am "related" to him and you to his slayer...
User avatar #53 to #50 - unncommon
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Hey dude! It's just like a family reunion, except for its kind of the opposite.
User avatar #59 to #53 - unoriginalaccount
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You two should now fight to the death.
#58 to #53 - infinitehippie
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Haha! Right on!
#52 to #13 - catsniffer
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We can say that that's very... Uncommon
User avatar #14 to #13 - duvallwhitey
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I hope what you say is true. Thats really cool.
User avatar #15 - Jackimole
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Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, and notorious back robber, destroying mortgage papers many from their debts. a Great Depression era gangster endeared himself to the public by at the banks he robbed, freeing
#76 to #15 - anon id: 52302ecf
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hi: banks e zehhd (,****
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User avatar #92 to #81 - nymikemet
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I would use that if it had "But Why" subtitles in it.

I would use fireworks but my skill level is at -1
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User avatar #103 to #17 - Jackimole
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When I first read it, I read it in panels accidentally. Because I'm retarded.
User avatar #2 - heartlessrobot
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Why can't we have people still doing this?
User avatar #100 to #2 - exclamation
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Because computers. But then again,, explosions generally destroy **** anyway.
User avatar #3 to #2 - huzibizi
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electronics
User avatar #9 to #3 - golemcreator
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EMP!
User avatar #26 to #9 - imnotkickthecat
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All you need to do is detonate a nuke in the atmosphere above the bank's database.
#4 to #2 - anon id: b104a7d4
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The biggest reason would be that thanks to computers you simply can't do this anymore.
Banks back then often only had 1 copy/ledger about your debt, today each banks has one on it's own + it's all shared between banks online.
User avatar #5 to #4 - heartlessrobot
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Computer Virus?
User avatar #51 to #5 - dongers
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or a large electro-magnet and all the banks in a branch being robbed at the exact same time, would take a very large operation and if they messed up and forgot one bank or place where its backed up it would be all for nothing
#87 to #4 - crazedace
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So what you're saying is....

If we figure out where the banks store their backup data.... we could pull something like this off?
User avatar #89 to #87 - dubstepforme
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it's simple, we kill the batman
User avatar #10 to #2 - Blargosnarf
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Not to mention I imagine it'd **** up the economy further, you can't just have money appear or disappear.
#12 to #10 - thegamegestapo
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"Can't just have money appear or disappear"
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User avatar #11 to #10 - heartlessrobot
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>Implying it didn't back then too
#19 to #10 - lotengo
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#29 to #10 - anon id: b848d182
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>People not understanding value

Why do you people think Germany couldn't make itself rich during WW2?
#21 to #10 - anon id: ef519fd6
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The average lifespan of a bill is 8 months.
User avatar #20 to #2 - fyaq
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police and better guns.

oh and computers have your debt on databases.
#73 to #20 - anon id: ced70ba6
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hackers

cant be tracked, cant be shot.
#47 - anon id: ba245bfc
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heh heh thats cool, I am related to him, ironic that it would show up here.lol
#83 to #47 - funnyjernk
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don't worry anon i believe in you
User avatar #86 to #47 - kirkbot
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that's not what irony means
User avatar #49 to #47 - tombombadil
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Coincidental. Not quite irony.
#62 to #47 - peggscott
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I can confirm this, I am also related to him...
User avatar #18 - SaucyBoy
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"Some will rob you with a six gun, some with a fountain pen."
#65 - thatguyyoumightno
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Can someone tell me where he is?
I have his pistol.
User avatar #68 to #65 - snakefire
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And at that I feel like playing tf2.

Who needs a medic?
#23 - anon id: ac858f34
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JOhnny Depp's performance in Public Enemies was too Jack Sparrowish, I thought.


....
User avatar #40 to #23 - arborday
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people like him less in film when he's not caked in a kilo of makeup.
#82 - hipsterbs
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hi: banks e zehhd (, dam it was so close
#77 - rhc
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Sounds like somebody I know
Sounds like somebody I know
#60 - anon id: 27fdce64
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**anonymous rolls 83** If dubs, next person to roll 3 will get trips.
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User avatar #63 to #60 - superbigfupa
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