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**** , pilots, get it together!

pilots from ( ' mobile devices in the cockpit
to prewar?‘ thaw from bang shtity flying.
at at
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Submitted: 07/07/2013
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User avatar #3 - aahrg (07/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
planes these days fly themselves, pilots are only needed for take off, landing, and rough weather, and i was told that a few years ago, so who knows how much they actually do today..
User avatar #2 - couriersix (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
first of all its the FAA not the FA, second ipads can help with navigation, and third planes these days fly themselves even the Cessnas do. So that point is invalid if you are a pilot.
I know this because I am studying to get my privet pilots licence.
User avatar #21 - Sockopolis (07/07/2013) [-]
They have autopilot. Im sure they get incredibly bored.
User avatar #24 - breadmolester (07/07/2013) [-]
can anyone else imagine a police plane flying around catching pilots on there phones?! lmfao! giving out tickets to the air lines !!
#27 - CollinTB (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sitting in a cramped airplane cockpit with 0 things to do between taking off and landing except talking to your co-pilot and watching gauges is probably pretty 						****					.
Sitting in a cramped airplane cockpit with 0 things to do between taking off and landing except talking to your co-pilot and watching gauges is probably pretty **** .
User avatar #32 - pulluspardus (07/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
one of the best things I did as a child was to sit on the extra seat in the pilot room, as my dad used to work in my local airlines so I sat there while my dad was chatting with the pilot (his friend from highschool) , and the pilot , the copilot and my dad all drank tea , ate some sandwiches, after that they let me press a lot of buttons to let down the disable auto pilot , let down the tires, and do something with the wing, and finally lower the "Knot" to 50 if i remember right. of course the pilot then landed using the wheel, when its up in the air you barely see anything because of the cloud but when it lands, its awesome.

Piloting isn't as hard as people think.
User avatar #55 to #53 - majortomcomics (07/08/2013) [-]
Thankee. My old account was named thelonelymando, which was an awesome Boba Fett reference, alas, it was banned. I was surprised when I got the username mandalorian, though.
User avatar #25 - arborday (07/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
kinder egg lol illegal

ak 47 legal
User avatar #28 to #25 - heartlessrobot (07/08/2013) [-]
Kinder Egg: Illegal
AK-47: Also illegal
Automatic weapons aren't legal.
User avatar #7 - picklesexer (07/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I use my phone all the time while flying, and I just fly old ass bush planes. Flying is not hard, you just trim the plan and you can pretty much relax. It is not like driving where you need to constantly look our for things you'll hit.
User avatar #19 - zorororonoa (07/07/2013) [-]
For everyone getting butthurt or trying to explain how much they know about pilots, this is a joke, it was on Saturday Night Live.
User avatar #18 - Awesomecarrot (07/07/2013) [-]
What else are they meant to do while they're cruising at 30,000 feet
for 4 hours? The autopilot takes care of maintaining speed and
altitude, and alarms will beep if anything needs taking care of manually.
User avatar #17 - missrainbowdash (07/07/2013) [-]
don't fix what aint broken, the only planes that crash are ones that have something wrong with them, don't ban this.
User avatar #6 - spikethepony (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Personal mobile devices...
I know many pilots. They use these damn things to help with navigation, because most of the GPSs on the planes are terrible as **** . I'd rather have these on planes then winding up somewhere in Mexico when I was trying to get to Iceland. (exaggeration, perhaps, but gets my point across.)
#51 - majortomcomics (07/08/2013) [-]
Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You ever…seen a grown man naked?
Capt. Oveur: Do you…like movies about gladiators?
Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison?
User avatar #40 - majortomcomics (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm taking a plane in four days. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
#35 - fortunehunter (07/08/2013) [-]
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#16 - PVTDickStryker (07/07/2013) [-]
"The FA"
"The FA"
"The FA"

On a side note, thats just how things go. Safety precautions are usually applied after **** goes down.
#9 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2013) [-]
Part of it is simply that pilots represent a small, highly trained group. They are considered to be responsible and intelligent on average and are therefore given more relaxed regulations. In comparison, drivers show a wide range of responsibility, intelligence, and experience. We all know it, you can't trust half of the people out there not to drink, text, or try combing their hair while driving.
#8 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2013) [-]
A pilot still makes sense as a desirable job. It's not easy to find a person who you can rely on with absolute, 100% certainty to do a simple thing, over and over. Because a person with such reliability is rare, and because we need them, their pay is deserved.
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