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User avatar #13 - manofparody (07/07/2013) [-]
Sadly, blowjobs don't get me off...
I mean they feel great and everything, but I can never get off. My girlfriend has blown me for over an hour trying to and couldn't.
#28 to #13 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
you're an idiot you virgin neckbeard i bet your girlfriend is some blow up sex doll you autistic ******
User avatar #32 to #28 - manofparody (07/09/2013) [-]
Someone's jealous.
#20 to #13 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
you realize that mostly only happens if you fap too frequently, right? You build up against the euphoric response, until it becomes near impossible to have.
User avatar #31 to #20 - manofparody (07/09/2013) [-]
Yea.. I used to ********** all the time. I was a virgin 'till I was 20 (still 20, but no longer a virgin) and it's really hard for me to feel much down there.
#16 to #13 - mysteriouswaiz (07/07/2013) [-]
i've had like 7 girlfriends and only one of them has managed to make me finish through a BJ ... so i kinda know how you feel dude
#29 to #16 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
no one asked which makes you a virgin neckbeard, also slipknot is terrible only emo ******* listen to them
User avatar #17 to #16 - manofparody (07/07/2013) [-]
It sucks...
Do you know what was different with her? My girlfriend really wants to get me to finish, and is depressed when she doesn't.
#19 to #17 - thatonecommunist (07/07/2013) [-]
...it sucks
huehuehue
User avatar #18 to #17 - mysteriouswaiz (07/07/2013) [-]
the one who managed to make me finish was quite the slut...

uhm, well it depends on the person and your preferences , suction helps alot for me though, not being too hard on the tip as it's more sensitive obviously, get her to use her hands too and use the spit as lube ( either that or get some nice tasting lube to help out ) sometimes speed helps too, if she can narrow down the best thing to do at the tip of your shaft involving the head im sure you'd fill her gob right up
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