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#1 - CIS White Male (07/06/2013) [-]
How much the average American gains in wait?
User avatar #39 to #1 - mcderper (07/07/2013) [-]
did you mean weight? Or are Yanks gaining a waiting period on firearms?
#28 to #1 - CIS White Male (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn, so they must be really patient..
#18 to #1 - superafromanxd (07/07/2013) [-]
yes , I have a steady retirement plan that increases while i wait to retire, how'd u know?
#6 to #1 - iridium (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh come on. I thought we established already that we're not a very patient group of people.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilovehitler (07/06/2013) [-]
"gains in wait"
#9 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (07/07/2013) [-]
The Homo sapiens americana genus's metabolism is absurdly fast. They may intake all the food they like, and they must constantly exercise to burn up the fat they accumulate. There are some outliers to this rule, but as a general state the americana genus is in actuality a very busy worker indeed. Most do not manage to get to a quickly-movable state, and as such it is not uncommon for them to look for intellectual solutions to problems. An example is this picture, which is the alternative to walking over and beating the crap out of the offender.
#19 to #9 - CIS White Male (07/07/2013) [-]
Stop saying americana genus.

Homo sapien in italic is the genus followed by the species name. Homo is the genus, sapien is the species, you uneducated **** .
User avatar #25 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (07/07/2013) [-]
I know this. My joke was deliberately doing that and making the above **** up as literal.
User avatar #8 to #2 - rakaka (07/07/2013) [-]
I pictured someone slowly gaining energy or something while very nefariously hiding in a corner
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