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Useless Paperclip. I'm going to start using that insult.. h Llil hitl a : leon art) Did i reta rt) DI i hate it when adults assumer i' m on the internet all the

I'm going to start using that insult.

h Llil hitl a :
leon art) Did i reta rt) DI
i hate it when adults assumer i' m on the internet all the time
toy choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc,
do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a
computer screen you useless paper's' p
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used
as an insult before-
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the ads
Somme I hast poison for no
with reason. its now.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - anon id: dada64c3
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(07/06/2013) [-]
poor windowfags.
#99 to #1 - anon id: 9ea9e7cb
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(07/07/2013) [-]
did fj just give almost 1000 thumbs for saying you're a useless paperclip back and forth?
Hates anons but loves things like this and lizardsandcereals
who still remembers that
#112 to #99 - anon id: 769c0963
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I started lurking a bit before avatar LOK entered the site.
User avatar #2 to #1 - immortalfear [OP]
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thisisrarity
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #4 to #3 - immortalfear [OP]
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thisisrarity
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #6 to #5 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thisisrarity
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #8 to #7 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
No Sir, you are the useless paperclip.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thisisrarity
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I have utmost respect for paperclips, but you, Sir, are a useless paperclip.
User avatar #10 to #9 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Sir, I must inform you that you have the wrong. For you are clearly the useless paperclip.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thisisrarity
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I come from a great line of stock office supplies. You are the useless paper clip here.
User avatar #12 to #11 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
If by great line, you mean the generic brands from Walmart.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thisisrarity
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You're a useless paperclip
User avatar #14 to #13 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thisisrarity
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #16 to #15 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I don't have time for this petty squabble. Good day, Sir.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thisisrarity
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I do believe that you admit right here and now of you being a useless paperclip?
User avatar #18 to #17 - immortalfear [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I admit to nothing, you useless paperclip.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thisisrarity
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #20 to #19 - immortalfear [OP]
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You're a useless paperclip.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thisisrarity
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You're so useless you can't even reply to me on my insult to you.
Goodbye paperclip. Farewell in your uninteresting and failed job.
#29 to #20 - emberstar
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#27 to #20 - heartlessrobot
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This image has expired
User avatar #80 to #20 - minecraftlamer
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today on topcomments paperclips everywhere
User avatar #38 to #20 - Lintutu
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(07/07/2013) [-]
no u
#66 to #20 - anon id: e2cd64ee
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And so, one of the most autistic threads on fj was born
User avatar #52 to #20 - ghouleyed
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Rush Hour 3 - Chris Tucker "I am You!" scene
User avatar #22 to #20 - eddymolly
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Im boss back off

MotherFlippin' Wolfpack of One. Twitch stream highlight
#28 to #19 - heartlessrobot
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This image has expired
#75 to #28 - heyheyenglish
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#25 - Freelon
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That paperclip was murdered horrifically some time ago. This is a pic.

WARNING: **** MORBID

PLEASE DON'T FLAG ME
#31 to #25 - anon id: 5164aff3
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(07/07/2013) [-]
oh god what the ****

and other great stories
#57 to #31 - mance
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Here hold this.
User avatar #58 to #57 - mance
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oh wait, you're an anon... ****...
#53 to #25 - appleboom
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DUDE WTF
DUDE WTF
#83 to #25 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#93 to #25 - electrickwalrus
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User avatar #34 to #25 - nuclearnarwhal
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GODDAMMIT WHY IS THIS NOT IN MORBID? GET YOUR ******* **** TOGETHER, MAN!
#79 to #25 - Tapacx
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Hey. **** you man. He probably had a family. You trying to disrespect them like that by spreading this picture around?

You disgust me.
#42 to #25 - defacedcreeper
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(07/07/2013) [-]
you are the worst kind of person
you are the worst kind of person
#40 to #25 - themightyra
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You sick ****, there is a special place in hell for people like you.
User avatar #76 to #40 - Liiw
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Not people like him, but a special place for him specifically.
#35 to #25 - kito
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Comment Picture
#30 to #25 - evanallarie
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Flagged. Reported.
#33 to #25 - millex
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#41 to #33 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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#48 to #41 - fuzzysixx
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#88 to #48 - rayeslegend
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User avatar #118 to #41 - amsel
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www.funnyjunk.com/Till+death+do+us+part/funny-pictures/5040457/14#14

I thought you should know that you're famous.
User avatar #119 to #118 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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Whoa. I leave funnyjunk for a few days and then... well, I did not make that reaction picture, but it's nice being appreciated.
User avatar #120 to #119 - amsel
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Oh my bad - I saw it and thought it was hilarious so I reverse image searched and saw that the earliest dated picture was this one. I thought it was cool that it was from FJ. Still hilarious though haha one of my new favorite reaction pics.
User avatar #26 to #25 - destroyerofcheese
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You're a ******* sicko
#44 - imonaboatman
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This makes me sad. My dream is to travel around the world. But I'm 17 poor as ****, so that's not an option.
This makes me sad. My dream is to travel around the world. But I'm 17 poor as ****, so that's not an option.
User avatar #100 to #44 - elcreepo
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I'm 18, and due to my hard work in high school I'm going to the Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich for college and am likely going to travel the world before 25. My family isn't rich, instead I have nearly full scholarships to help pave my way.

Stop crying about having no money and work your ass off like the rest of the world, and you'll achieve your dreams.
#114 to #100 - immortalfear [OP]
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User avatar #105 to #100 - imonaboatman
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I do. I have a 4.2 GPA right now and I'll probably be a national merit semifinalist, so it's something. I'm just sick of seeing kids who don't do **** get whatever the **** they want handed to them, while others have to work their asses off.
User avatar #106 to #105 - elcreepo
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That's understandable, but when you say your dream isn't an option...

It is. It just doesn't come freely to you, and wouldn't you rather have the satisfaction of working hard for your dreams rather than to have everything handed to you?

Those spoiled rich kids will likely end up disgracing their families, perhaps in a ploy for attention. There's actually a sociologist movie about a community of very rich kids getting STDs from having widespread unprotected sex. Their parents just go "here kid, have some money and get out of the way."

I'm thankful I'm not one of them because only those who work hard get where they want to go in life.
User avatar #107 to #106 - imonaboatman
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That's a really good point. But it sucks during high school, at least.
User avatar #108 to #107 - elcreepo
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Yeah but you have what, a year to go? As a senior you really will get all the benefits. Maybe not traveling the world, but my school managed to have our prom at a yacht club in Newport RI, and we aren't even an upper middle class community, let alone rich.
User avatar #115 to #108 - elcreepo
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And the red thumbs are from somebody to goddamn lazy to get off their asses and TRY.
User avatar #45 to #44 - imonaboatman
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*17 and poor as ****

dammit
User avatar #47 to #45 - ghouleyed
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Well only someone with rich parents can travel around the world when they are 17.

Unless you win lottery which is impossible at least here since you cannot lotto under 18.

In Finland.
User avatar #59 to #47 - imonaboatman
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I live in a town full of kids with rich parents, so practically everyone I know does this.. It makes me sick because they take it for granted and it's my dream.
User avatar #61 to #59 - zaggystirdust
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I know how you feel, man
I really want to see what the rest of the world is like and then I hear everyone around me talk about their trips to Europe and the farthest I've ever been was in Washington D.C.
User avatar #63 to #61 - ghouleyed
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Yea same here. Only place i've visited is Viro, Tallink.
#64 to #61 - imonaboatman
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*internet empathy hug*
User avatar #102 to #59 - elcreepo
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Work for it then, those kids with rich parents might not have to, but their parents sure as hell worked hard for their money.
User avatar #62 to #59 - ghouleyed
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Ask them to take you with them if they have enough money and if you have good ties with them ofcourse.

Some good neighbours will help with anything so they could keep good relations to other neighbours.
User avatar #65 to #62 - imonaboatman
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Sadly, most of them are arrogant and condescending pricks who refuse to associate with people of "lower classes." My job should have me doing a lot of traveling, but it'll be 6 years before I have my degree. It's a really long wait.
User avatar #68 to #65 - ghouleyed
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Are your parents unemployed since they can't take you anywere or just not with you anymore?
User avatar #69 to #68 - imonaboatman
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My step dad is employed, and my mom's too sick to work. He makes a pretty modest salary though. It's nothing compared to the rocket scientists and engineers that make up my city. We get by fine, but we can't afford vacations.
User avatar #74 to #69 - ghouleyed
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Do you live in Huston?

Would be awesome to work for nasa that is why i've been studying like hell.
User avatar #84 to #74 - imonaboatman
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Nah, Huntsville.
User avatar #85 to #84 - ghouleyed
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Nice it looks awesome in Wikipedia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsville,_Alabama
User avatar #104 to #85 - imonaboatman
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Wiki lies!

But in all seriousness, it is probably the best place to live in Alabama. Not that that's saying much.
#67 to #65 - anon id: f458c0a8
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Well if you are American you can always join army since it's more like travelling around and keeping safety up.

At least now that obama is the President.
#46 to #44 - anon id: dc8dc26f
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Than do something to fix that rather than complain about it, ya faggot.
User avatar #78 to #44 - winterconcerten
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Do it like me, get jobs in other countries!
I am 21 right now, I was born in the Netherlands, and I worked in the US, Spain, Belgium, Germany and will probably go to Ireland in a couple of weeks!
#111 to #78 - tomtomvdp
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But how !?
User avatar #113 to #111 - winterconcerten
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Search on the internet for job interviews and applications in other countries, it's not that hard at all.
User avatar #95 to #44 - rifee
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why travel when you can masturbate?
User avatar #89 to #44 - thedutchs
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You're 17 and you got orange text? You've accomplished more than most of us, buddy!
#73 to #44 - mistericarus
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keep yer head up dude. i've been dreaming about traveling for years and it always seemed like it would never happen. now i'm 25, don't owe any more money to the courts, and am counting down the days until I go to South America for two months! Keep moving forward and **** WILL happen!

plus, yea, you're not even an adult yet in the laws eyes, you still have a year to get into trouble in your hometown!
User avatar #50 to #44 - mrgoodlove
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Damn... already 17?! You've already lived out your life and there's not chance of you ever seeing the world.
#60 to #50 - anon id: f20d1c33
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In his defense, a lot of kids younger than that have already done that because they have rich-ass parents.
User avatar #70 to #60 - mrgoodlove
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My uncle was a drug addict and in jail in his late 30's. Now he's been to 10 different countries and is going to 3 more in a couple weeks, and he's in his early 50's.
#77 to #70 - anon id: f458c0a8
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Well he probably got great job or is drug dealer nowdays and he's 50 not 17 years old.

When you are 17 you could always get summer job or news paper delivering job.
But you can't have decent salary and your parents can do anything with your own earned money till you are 18.
User avatar #109 to #77 - mrgoodlove
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That's the point I'm trying to make. Just because he's 15 and hasn't gone anywhere doesn't mean it's too late. My uncle didn't get the job he has until he was in his 40s.
#94 to #77 - anon id: c3fa96ca
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Newspaper? I had a proper full-time summer job when I was 14, part-time during the school year. Mind you, it was freaking Subway, but still decent money for a teenager.
User avatar #101 to #77 - elcreepo
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OR he could just you know, do well in school in order to do what he wants later in life?
User avatar #32 - arborday
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I'm only on the Internet all day because I look like the peanut butter fort shut-in from the film benchwarmers.
User avatar #43 to #32 - DoktorHax
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*peanut butter pterodactyl
#71 - bitchplzzz
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What the **** was up with that annoying paperclip dude anyway? I always told him to **** off. When it told me to enter something in the help bar, Id always type **** like "**** off, you asshole"


Ahh the mine of a 12 year old is fascinating
User avatar #51 - fuzzysixx
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Paper clip may be annoying, but the light bulb is trying to murder us right now.
#54 to #51 - anon id: f458c0a8
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No you're a useless paperclip.
#90 - majortomcomics
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User avatar #72 - chaossniper
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confession : i always changed the paper clip to the dog
User avatar #82 to #72 - Nintendokami
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Who didn't...
User avatar #81 - DarkLogic
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Microsoft Paperclip