Video games in a different light. . In Skyrim you' re h' psychotic 'l" : Sc?, murderer who doesn' t have any cave, fort or ruin until every last living thing in
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Video games in a different light

In Skyrim you' re h'
psychotic 'l" : Sc?, murderer
who doesn' t have any
cave, fort or ruin until
every last living thing
inside is dead.
In Call of Duty you' re the
literal god of war, slaying
thousands of enemies,
healing from bullet
wounds in seconds and
resurrecting after death.
In Super Mario you' re ye)
vengeful plumber
destroying the homes of
countless meandering
creatures because your
girlfriend left you for ,
In Portal you' re an
insolent, unstable
lab rat insistent on
disrupting perfectly
good science.
In Grand Theft Auto you' re the
most violent criminal in the
history of the world who can
never die in intensive care and
who keeps paying the police to
let him out with all his weapons.
In The Legend of Zelda you' re a
delusional adventurer who
thinks the best way to save the
world is to break people' s pots",
hack up their l! , and
In Uncharted you' re a racist
murderer who will kill entire
countries worth of brown
people so that you can get
to a lost ancient city you will
then proceed to destroy.
In Pokemon you' re a
sadist who enslaves
local wildlife !lla. t' l' i' .
forces them to fight
each other for '
ment and cash.
In Saints Row you' re a kind-
hearted buffoon who goes
around brightening people' s
days as you run around
topless while beating gang
members with a giant dildo bat.
In Mass Effect you' re a
dirtbag who thinks the
salvation of the galaxy is
found inside each of your
crew member' s pants,
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#9 - thechosentroll (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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Technically, I kill everything in Skyrim because is attacked me. Just a couple thousand cases of selfdefense. Like Half-Life.
User avatar #8 - evilklown (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In Minecraft Single Player, you're the last human alive on earth, fighting off the reanimated and mutated bodies of your friends, family and strangers while also trying to survive and get basic resources, which you gain knowledge of more advanced things over months, and years.
#20 - infinitereaper (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah that's all impressive but will you ever be this hardcore?
#15 - backupclover ONLINE (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** you, in Saints Row, I''m Nic Cage.
#48 - nignogatron (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fallout isn't even mentioned ...
Fallout isn't even mentioned ...
User avatar #52 to #48 - thebannedzombie (07/07/2013) [-]
In skyrim Fallout you're a psychotic mass murderer who doesn't leave a cave, fort or ruin until every last living thing is dead.
#49 - vatra (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Entire countries worth of brown people.
#18 - heartlessrobot (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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And in Skyrim, you don't leave until you've killed all the things that are already dead. But I never play "good guy", I'm always a Daedra worshipping vampire thief. If I played real life like I played skyrim I'd steal the ******* jail they put me in. Then kill all the guards and pile them in a nearby fire.
User avatar #10 - mortolife (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Kinda want to see one for halo.
#54 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What about LoL ?

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#70 - gare (07/07/2013) [-]
found the Aperture scientist
#33 - pensivepangolin (07/07/2013) [-]
In borderlands 2 you're a rebellious bandit hellbent on collapsing an entire prosperous and organized government because you want guns.
User avatar #63 - redstonealchemist (07/07/2013) [-]
Technically he's a tortoise...
#56 - waffies (07/07/2013) [-]
it worked didn't it?
#38 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In Ogre Battle you are a Rebel that goes arround slaying people through means of black magic, invading countries along the whole continent using people for your desires, not caring how many die, as long as you don't.

and that's the actual plot
#39 to #38 - orgodemir (07/07/2013) [-]
Ogre battle is one of my favorite games sir and/or madame
Ogre battle is one of my favorite games sir and/or madame
User avatar #37 - thedudeistheman (07/07/2013) [-]
>your girlfriend left you for a turtle

I didn't realize kidnapping someone counts as them breaking up with their partner. I'll keep this in mind.
#35 - noschool (07/07/2013) [-]
what other way is there to view GTA, in every game you're just some indestructible ************ who goes around shooting everyone and blowing **** up.
#22 - kuchikirukia (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And sometimes you're just trying to get home.
#21 - potatophucker (07/07/2013) [-]
**potatophucker rolls 29**
User avatar #7 - jinxbomb (07/06/2013) [-]
i thought that was the actual plot of uncharted
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