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    User avatar#109 - franktonfire
    Reply+7
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Story time
    >Be me, 13, babysitting 11 year old and her 8 year old brother
    >Friends with family, so they trust me enough to leave overnight and let me stay
    >8 year old brother is already upstairs asleep, 11 year old girl sitting next to me on pull out couch
    >She's already through puberty, pretty well developed tits and wonderful ass
    >She falls asleep cuddled on my arm
    >Everytime I try to pull away she keeps pulling me closer
    >Now she's got her head on my crotch
    >I start getting hard, she was wearing some really short shorts and a tanktop
    >Harder than a ******* diamond in a snowstorm
    >I gently move her head to my side, and hold her tits with my right hand, I begin jacking with the other
    >Getting really close to jizzing, forget she's a light sleeper
    >I start to moan and I'm almost there
    >Suddenly she wakes up and doesn't quite know what's going on
    >I ask, "Do you wanna help?"
    >She reaches over and grabs my dick, starts fondling it around in her hands
    > I jizz a ton
    User avatar#112 to #109 - franktonfire
    Reply+4
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Part 2
    >She looks at my cum, it's on her arms and a little on her face
    >"What is this?"
    >I just flat out say, "It's cum. Try it. You'll think it's good."
    >She just starts licking up my cum from her arms and wiping it from her face
    >Then she asks, "Why did you have your hand on my boobs?"
    > ********
    >"I just think they're nice"
    >I'm in it deep enough, what the hell
    >"Can I see them?"
    >She pulls them out
    >Bigger than I expected
    >I reach up to grab a handful
    >It's so wonderful
    >We stop and she goes back to sleep, anybody want a part 2 of what happened the next time I went? I don't wanna type a **** ton if nobody wants to hear it
    #158 to #112 - tyroneisanigger
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    I'll listen, give me part 2.
    #124 to #112 - ultimoz
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    11 year old already through puberty?   
   
I don't think so.
    11 year old already through puberty?

    I don't think so.
    #159 to #124 - tyroneisanigger
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    For most girls it is unlikely. Though, girls go through puberty much younger than when boys do, so it is possible.
    #149 to #124 - bazda
    Reply+2
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    He's right, actually. My sister-in-law was a school teacher, and she said that they are having to teach girls about their period in 3rd grade. They think all the hormones and **** in food is accelerating the process.
    User avatar#125 to #124 - franktonfire
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    You'd be surprised, studies have shown in the last 5 years or so girls as young as 8 hit puberty. It's crazy. This happened around four years ago, when the younger ones really took off.
    User avatar#122 to #112 - ThtBlakKid
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Lol part 2. Now.
    User avatar#130 to #122 - franktonfire
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Story 2
    >FF 3 months or so
    >Babysitting again
    >She's turned 12 and I'm still 13, so we don't feel as awkward
    >I put the 8 year old to bed, I forgot to mention he's autistic
    >Once again, back on the pull out couch
    >We have developed a somewhat relationship
    >Now she's just laying on me and we're watching TV
    >She gets tired
    >Then she told me "Hey, if you're gonna do something, this time, wake me up at least"
    >alrightythen
    >She rolls over and we start spooning
    >I get hard again
    >It's time
    >I know she feels it because she leans her head back and looks at me
    >whatthefucckdoido
    >She rolls over to face me, sticks her hand down my pants
    >Pulls out my dick, starts jacking me off
    >I know she won't suck it
    >To my surprise she tries
    >She's good
    >She tells me she doesn't want to have go all the way but we can just fool around
    >I pull off her shirt and her bra, just playing with her tits
    >Just don't know why, they feel so good
    >Then she tells me it's "My Turn"
    User avatar#139 to #130 - franktonfire
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Part 2
    >I reach down her pants and start fingering her
    >Since I had watched some porn, I tried to rub in some different places
    >Really liked it at the top of her pussy
    >I pull down her pants, she's full blown naked and I'm standing there in my underwear with my dick hanging out
    >I just kneel and let my tongue do the work
    >She's moaning hard
    >I tried a real porn move, jacking with the right hand, rubbing her clit with my left hand, and licking like ******* crazy
    >I tell her I'm about to cum
    >"I wanna taste it again"
    >Ask her if she's serious
    >"Definently"
    >okeydokey
    >I stand up and cum straight in her mouth, she starts squeezing it out of my dick
    >My god that's amazing
    >She goes and get cleaned up, we sleep together that night, spooning once again, but this time she didn't have any top on, but we just had bottoms on
    I have one more story with her, It happened last year, want it?
    #172 to #139 - anon id: 1d5231de
    Reply0
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    uh huh......continue *sips tea*
    #162 to #139 - tyroneisanigger
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    More.
    #160 to #139 - gewehr
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    go on.....
    User avatar#132 to #130 - ThtBlakKid
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Moar.
    User avatar#134 to #132 - franktonfire
    Reply+2
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    It's in the works, I have two tabs open on FJ, one to reply to comments and one to type the story
    #169 to #134 - jakeattack
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    DO IT
    User avatar#148 to #134 - ayehateyawrflaws
    Reply+2
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Constant Refreshing.
    #141 to #134 - ayehateyawrflaws
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    KEEP GOING.
    KEEP GOING.
    User avatar#140 to #134 - ThtBlakKid
    Reply+1
    (07/07/2013)[-]
    Alrighty.
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