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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - marinepenguin
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As an American I approve this message.
As an American I approve this message.
#3 to #1 - anon id: abdaadd0
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lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
User avatar #7 to #3 - absolutiondreams
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Pride in your country is nothing to be ashamed of, boy.
#47 to #7 - anon id: db3e38c1
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it is if you're country is ****
#6 to #3 - xsap
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ah.. gotta love uneducated 12 year old who read a joke on the internet about other country's and suddenly they are politically up to date...

Ok for 1.
even though the we don't have universal health care the government will never leave you to die, there is a form you can sign after visiting a hospital saying that you can afford the operation or a surgery and they will do everything for free...
2. If the education system was "sooooo bad" why are most of the worlds greatest doctors and scientists from the US? scientists from other country's move to the US to continue their education...
3.Highest crime and murder rate.... im not pointing any fingers but... a black person is 8 times more likely to commit crime then any other race in the U.S (about 78% of all crime each year)..... holocaust will fix everything
4.No country in the world has ever had a steady good economy, every country at some point went down and went back up, when the stock market crashed america was at its worst points, but in the 60-80 america was at its highest points...
5.we do have one of the best military in the world you uneducated ****, I like the way your talking **** but you might be from some ****** 3rd world country that probably will get its ass kicked by north Korea
6. I don't really give a **** how others live...
7. K?
8. this is the point where i realized that you truly are an uneducated 12 year old... because if you were to do your research you would know that united states is hardly even in top 10 of the fattest country..
#44 to #6 - lyphowut
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Can I see the source to where you are getting your percentages, i.e. 'a black person is 8 times more likely to commit a crime'.

Oh, your ass? Okay.
User avatar #57 to #44 - xsap
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all you have to do is google it... but here is 1

www.amren.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2005-Color-of-Crime-Report.pdf
#49 to #3 - heartlessrobot
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Windhelm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Tamriel, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of thieves across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Dark Brotherhood and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn welp. I will Shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, snowback.
#22 to #3 - timmity
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not shameful to be proud of the country with the amazing military and stuff, and the fat stupid part not so much, but everything else, see morgan freeman to the left
#176 to #3 - marinepenguin
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Just because my country isn't doing as well as I'd like, doesn't mean I can't have a little bit of national pride.
#46 to #3 - anon id: db3e38c1
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**** yes!!!!
ENGLAND!!!!
now lets start a *********
#8 to #3 - anon id: 9a98315f
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Huh?
1: sort of but not really.
2: undeniable best post secondary education in the entire world. overall top ten secondary and lower education.
3: just like xsap says diversity causes crime. though really not as bad as most people are lead on to think.
4: strongest economy in the world and bases of entire world market. owes only 1 trillion to china not 7. Never has to pay!
5: That's wrong on so many levels... civil war 150 years ago is undeniable world power having only been military overpowered in the war of 1812 other then that dominating every conflict it has been involved in.
6: rather high poverty largely due to an extreme gini index caused by an extremely large (compared to other countries) super wealthy class.
7: what U.S. produces 1/3 of worlds food supply and manufactures nearly 20% of global commodities china is below 10%. unknown to most he U.S. is the worlds largest manufacturer by value.
8: sadly pretty true though all developed countries suffer from this extremely badly
#20 to #8 - sanguinesolitude
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suck it anon in comment 3. comment 8 anon ****** your ****.
#26 to #8 - fractalius
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[ ] Not Told
[ ] Kinda Told
[ ] Told
[X] Told like a ******* bitch
#23 to #8 - anon id: fdc9efa2
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Is this what we've come to? Copypasta responses to Copypasta?

Mark my words, in two year's time bots will run this site, upload reposts, and comment about said reposts.
#27 - doddythechef
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just going to leave this here
User avatar #137 to #27 - wolfmango
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if the government was that intrested in what kind of porn i watch i would just tell them.
#33 to #27 - anon id: c3e8e2db
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>Implying the NHS is worth the tax payers money
>Free boob jobs to any skank from the scheme
>Can't get anything that would benefit mental health
(Eg, my cousin went to see about mole removal from his face as he was getting self-conscious and depressed from it, got told to **** off since they're not cancerous)
>Everything is growing pains or a strain until you're over 60, then its just old age.
#45 to #33 - anon id: e91a9814
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Someone I knew had a lump on their shoulder. It was just fatty tissue, not cancerous, but a doctor referred them to a surgeon and they had it removed anyway. I think its case-by-case, not to mention how grumpy your doctor is.
#37 to #33 - anon id: fbcaf0f7
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But at least if you get in a car crash, they wont just let you die or put you in crippling debt for the rest of your life.
#125 to #37 - swiftcashew
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Is that what happens in America? They just leave people in the middle of the street?
User avatar #143 to #125 - allamericandude
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*sigh* No....
#144 to #143 - swiftcashew
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yeah I was being sarcastic
User avatar #145 to #144 - allamericandude
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ah, gotcha
User avatar #35 to #33 - doddythechef
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you cousin should of gone through a psychologist for the procedure
my friend had the same thing and he got it on the NHS, like girls with depression due to large breasts
#62 to #35 - anon id: b784c343
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You weren't joking. Don't lie.
User avatar #138 to #27 - mrdrpage
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****** Hanging Syndicate.

I just love that word...

Syndicate.
User avatar #28 to #27 - postie
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We should enjoy it while we can.
It's not going to be around for much longer if Cameron gets his way.
User avatar #29 to #28 - doddythechef
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it will always be around
its like guns to america, we certainly won't let them take it
User avatar #30 to #29 - postie
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Well we might not let them take it, but they're doing extremely well at ruining it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - doddythechef
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i guess so
User avatar #68 to #27 - ohemgeezus
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The National Honor Society?
#111 to #68 - chammalam
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The Nipple Humping Sorority?
#15 - ComradeBritish
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#18 - norwegianlolz
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User avatar #41 to #18 - stevensftw
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Can someone post the original HQ version of this?
#81 to #41 - sirfiiddlesticks
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here ya go buddy
User avatar #50 to #18 - xgeneration
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what game is this?
User avatar #53 to #50 - eatchickendaily
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Pajama Sam
#171 to #53 - lotro
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That's not the source, prepare to die.
#42 - profinfosaurus
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Man, I sure wish I had independence..
#24 - LtMcG
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#115 to #24 - revanthewin
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Not enough freedom! Abort!
#117 to #115 - abort
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Classic Murica, if you don't know why I am here you called me from my username.
User avatar #119 to #117 - revanthewin
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So... Get called to random threads often?
User avatar #4 - mammutipoeg
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Why is that plane so sad?
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User avatar #108 to #92 - deathstare
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Sorry, I didn't realize I could not begin to leave England until after I left England.
#120 to #108 - swagloon
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User avatar #123 to #120 - deathstare
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See, even you agree you're confusing.
User avatar #9 to #4 - mads
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it knows it has to leave england and go back to america at some point
#110 to #9 - anon id: 5ae4f5b9
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Wrong, it is because it misses the freedom it had America that it does not have in England.
#21 to #9 - anon id: 500bd5dc
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No, it's just depressed from staying at england.
User avatar #75 to #21 - piratechicken
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I think it's just because it has to stay outside when the people can go inside the airport. It just wants to be treated like everyone else.
#36 - ofc
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I did not find this funny in any way, shape, or form.
#51 - crazyoljew
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McDonald's, a bald eagle, and an M-16A1. Yup, Freedom is great
User avatar #59 to #51 - actionmastermegatr
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So crap tasting fast food, an animal that eats woodland critters and a rifle that jams all the time?
#63 to #59 - augustusxxiv
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#64 to #63 - crazyoljew
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Oh yes
User avatar #66 to #59 - arizonastar
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damn straight.

a 1 dollar burger in under 1 minute? i don't see the problem.

that animal can spot a mouse in a forest from several hundred feet.

the first generation of the m161a had issues jamming because it was depoyed in a humid jungle upon its first widespread wartime use, causing the barrel/bolt/carrier assembly ti rust and inhibit free movement, the implementation of a chromed barrel and bolt partially fixed the issue. the subsequent versions that are still in use today are some of the most reliable and easily serviced firearm systems around.


I am not seeing an issue here faggot.

Murica'
User avatar #149 to #59 - viscerys
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Better than a cat without a tail, which is what I get.
#65 to #51 - anon id: 5ac8a1e8
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you couldn't possible tell if that's an A1 or an A2
User avatar #70 to #65 - backupclover
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M16 is a rifle, that's an M! Abrams.
#73 to #70 - anon id: c154b2fa
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He is referring to the original picture, genius.
User avatar #74 to #73 - backupclover
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But he was replaying to a picture of an M1 Abrams, perhaps I thought different to you.
#77 to #74 - anon id: c154b2fa
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I read that the reply was directed at the original image, and you read it as being directed toward the comment's image. I see how that could be confusing now, and I retract my sarcastic remark, and formally apologize.
User avatar #78 to #77 - backupclover
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No problems.
#72 to #65 - anon id: c154b2fa
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The A1 is usually seen with smooth hand guards, while the A2 is usually seen with hand guards with an easy to grip surface. The carry handle in the picture doesn't appear to detach, so A3 and A4 are out. The vertical lines on the hand guard and solid carry handle lead me to guess that it is an M16A2. This is coming from a U.S. Army small arms repairer, btw. (I know it doesn't show auto or burst, before someone tries to argue that)
#56 to #51 - zomaru
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Comment Picture
User avatar #91 to #56 - feedtehtrollz
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Girls und Panzer
#93 to #91 - zomaru
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Ayup.
User avatar #94 to #93 - feedtehtrollz
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I just finished watching the anime last night, so good.
#97 to #94 - zomaru
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Have you seen the OVAs or the Introduction videos yet?
User avatar #98 to #97 - feedtehtrollz
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of course, always good while driving my T-90 in Battlefield.

Girls und Panzer - Katyusha (full version with video)
#99 to #98 - zomaru
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Well, if you want information on the upcoming movie and new season, Befriend Postie and ask him to put you on his list.
User avatar #100 to #99 - feedtehtrollz
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...wat... New season and a movie... When the **** this this happen!?
#103 to #100 - zomaru
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In production, Postie knows more.
I know nothing.
User avatar #104 to #103 - feedtehtrollz
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**feedtehtrollz hugs you**
Danké for this.
User avatar #172 to #56 - postie
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Shame that isn't a Sherman they're hitting.
#39 - Loppytaffy
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Guns and protected birds in the UK? Dont' ******* think so, mate.