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#184 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
>Go around in coat jacket and other gear
>Look shady as ****
>Follow female and get her alone
>Back her into a corner
>Pretend to begin the raping process with weapon in hand
>Take one look at her face
>Conjure up the best disappointed expression you can muster.
>Say: "Nevermind." with the tone of a kid who found out there's no Santa Clause

>Walk away
User avatar #238 to #184 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
What would you suggest to a man with a heavy voice to do?
Like a deep, sexy, black man voice, what would you do with that kind of voice in that kind of situation?
#245 to #238 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
"Prepare yo' titties because I'm going in"
"Aw yeah"
"I'm Morgan Freeman."
User avatar #247 to #245 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to how many rape pictures you have so I'll ask another:
Your face is completely covered with black fabric and a hood, the only thing visible are your eyes and even those are relatively hard to see during the abyss that is the night. With the same voice, while you have her pinned against the wall, what do you say?
#264 to #247 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
"Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"

"Because this is the second cumming."
User avatar #267 to #264 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
Alright, now when you manage to lock her in a grip from behind, arm around her throat?
#211 to #184 - CIS White Male (07/06/2013) [-]
>Back her into a corner
>Get kicked in the balls and maced in the face

Nice try, cockfag.
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