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#152 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Alright ladies. I'm gonna tell you, a guy, how to defend from rape.   
Go for the testicles and the eyes. If you get a chance, slam your fist, foot, tits, whatever, right the 						****					 into a dudes balls. Hell, carry around a taster in your pocket or purse or something, then shock the dudes balls. That guy will be scared 						********					 of being raped after that 						****					.   
   
If that doesn't work, you get your fingers, them poke him in the eyes good. Then he won't be able to see and you can get away. If you think you've got the time, take a photo of his face so that you can give it to the police. Then the dudes up 						****					 creek, and it adds insult to injury for the guy, especially if you laugh.   
   
This has been Edwards "Takin' down rapists 						********					" seminar.
Alright ladies. I'm gonna tell you, a guy, how to defend from rape.
Go for the testicles and the eyes. If you get a chance, slam your fist, foot, tits, whatever, right the **** into a dudes balls. Hell, carry around a taster in your pocket or purse or something, then shock the dudes balls. That guy will be scared ******** of being raped after that **** .

If that doesn't work, you get your fingers, them poke him in the eyes good. Then he won't be able to see and you can get away. If you think you've got the time, take a photo of his face so that you can give it to the police. Then the dudes up **** creek, and it adds insult to injury for the guy, especially if you laugh.

This has been Edwards "Takin' down rapists ******** " seminar.
#236 to #152 - funmanigro (07/06/2013) [-]
also a hard slap or a punch to the ear hurts like ****
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