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#14 - zarkaronx (07/06/2013) [-]
>at Gettysburg at Devils Den visiting from out of state vacation   
>Lots of rocks that you can climb on   
>My 2 friends and I are climbing the rocks looking bad ass   
>I look better than them and I'm better at it too   
>dad calls me over and hes standing with two girls my age or around it (18)   
>bad ass dad sets me up to talk to these two girl one 8/10 other 6.9/10   
>they are obviously interested in me   
>first thing I say "Dad you know I have a girlfriend!" (this is true)   
>MFW   
>the girls sigh and follow me around the rest of the time we are at devils den   
>I try to step my friends up   
>no good   
>damn it feels good to be a gangster   
   
this is gonna get thumbed down because everyone on the internet is suppose to be ugly, fat, and stupid therefore my story cant be true.
>at Gettysburg at Devils Den visiting from out of state vacation
>Lots of rocks that you can climb on
>My 2 friends and I are climbing the rocks looking bad ass
>I look better than them and I'm better at it too
>dad calls me over and hes standing with two girls my age or around it (18)
>bad ass dad sets me up to talk to these two girl one 8/10 other 6.9/10
>they are obviously interested in me
>first thing I say "Dad you know I have a girlfriend!" (this is true)
>MFW
>the girls sigh and follow me around the rest of the time we are at devils den
>I try to step my friends up
>no good
>damn it feels good to be a gangster

this is gonna get thumbed down because everyone on the internet is suppose to be ugly, fat, and stupid therefore my story cant be true.
User avatar #73 to #14 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
more annoying that its a pointless story bragging about how cool you are.

should have ****** them both, even your dad realized your current girlfriend was ****** in comparison. I bet he was disappointed in you.
User avatar #26 to #14 - spooooon ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
That's a cool story, my dad always would try to hook me up with girls too but I was always to nervous and neurotic. And I went to Gettysburg on vacation once, it was pretty rad.
User avatar #51 to #26 - imnotironman (07/06/2013) [-]
My dad thinks im gay.

lets hope he dosent try hooking me up with someone.
#61 to #51 - ylegrand (07/06/2013) [-]
haha this.
My mom often thought I was gay because I didn't have a girlfriend but did have condoms in my room.
I would always put my comdoms in my backpocket of my jeans and forget to take them out before washing.
User avatar #88 to #61 - brettyoke ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
You should try hiding them in your fedora next time.
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