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The greatest love story ever told.
This particular story has touched my penis in many different ways. I tried to contain myself but the pleasure become too much so I released everything I had into an euphoric orgasm. This said orgasm was so powerful that the very force of it tore open the very foundations of spacetime and opened a rift in which I fell into. I fell for 40 days, 6 hours, 43 minutes, 34 seconds and 67 milliseconds. During that time frame, my surroundings became ethereal. A lion screams bloody murder while he watches his beloved wife being tortured by forcing her to watch daytime television. A female donut gives birth to a litter of danishes while her husband (who also is a donut) looks at her disapprovingly. The sky turns negative and it rains macadamia flavored gumdrops. The children stand under this rain eagerly awaiting to fill their taste buds. Every time a gumdrop lands on skin, the children slowly turn into bubbles while their parents eagerly pop these bubble. I try to warn the children but a cacophony of seal noises comes out each time I open my mouth. I finally land on the bottom. I look before me, there stands God and his blinding radiance. I ask him " What is the meaning of everything?" And he moves next to my right ear and whispers "Green". He releases a haughty laugh and spirals out of existence. I awoke in my bed, holding the meaning of God in my left hand and the truth about oranges in my right.
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