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#6 - princessthymicorn (07/05/2013) [-]
I sometimes wonder what life would be like if suddenly every grain of sand turned into a pug. Think about it, every dessert, every beach, just pugs everywhere. You're sitting on the beach, you're building a sandcastle, the ground beneath your feet begins to shake, suddenly the bucket your holding explodes from the force of thousands of pugs from seemingly nowhere. You look down, you notice there's nothing beneath you but pugs. Pugs everywhere, so much the inhabitants of the world begin to suffocate as the pugs roam free.   
   
Then again, 						****					 like this is probably why I never became a writer.
I sometimes wonder what life would be like if suddenly every grain of sand turned into a pug. Think about it, every dessert, every beach, just pugs everywhere. You're sitting on the beach, you're building a sandcastle, the ground beneath your feet begins to shake, suddenly the bucket your holding explodes from the force of thousands of pugs from seemingly nowhere. You look down, you notice there's nothing beneath you but pugs. Pugs everywhere, so much the inhabitants of the world begin to suffocate as the pugs roam free.

Then again, **** like this is probably why I never became a writer.
#86 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2013) [-]
funny attempt: failed. 12 year olds: entertained. FJ: ******* gay anymore.

I used to wonder why some stuff seemed funny to the overall community, but not to me. Is there something wrong with me, I thought. No. I was just 12 a decade ago.
#84 to #6 - niggastolemyname (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't see this playing out well for the pugs
World hunger solved, though!
(God: I meant to do that! XD)
#57 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2013) [-]
Hamburger.
#36 to #6 - funmanigro (07/06/2013) [-]
>every dessert
User avatar #35 to #6 - EdwardNigma (07/06/2013) [-]
**** that, become a writer and make that **** a book.

10/10. would read, take to dinner and a movie and have rough sex with.
User avatar #32 to #6 - nortledrones (07/06/2013) [-]
On a scale of fish to Cambodia how high are you?
#43 to #32 - letstrytobehappy (07/06/2013) [-]
Myanmar..
User avatar #19 to #6 - tigersstripes (07/06/2013) [-]
But what if they were tiny pugs the size of sand like tiny sand-sized pugs and they all squirmed around like ants and they could lift like 10 times their weight and you commanded a pug army to bury your foes.

just how high are we?

This needs to go somewhere...
User avatar #18 to #6 - seventh (07/06/2013) [-]
Let's think of this from an astronomical point of view. Cosmologists claim that there are more grains of sand on Earth than stars in the Universe. That's a lot of ******* sand. Replacing all grains of sand with pugs would take up so much space it would protrude out of our atmosphere, essentially destroying it.

Which would kill the pugs. OP, you're a sick **** .
User avatar #21 to #18 - xjiicx (07/06/2013) [-]
******** its the other way around, there are more stars than grains of sand on earth.
User avatar #25 to #17 - dirtydollar (07/06/2013) [-]
jesus christ that was a grim story
User avatar #15 to #6 - dxpugs (07/06/2013) [-]
I WOULD PAY FOR YOU TO WRITE A FULL STORY ABOUT THAT

I ******* LOVE PUGS
#14 to #6 - anonymouslyawesome (07/06/2013) [-]
This comment!
This comment!
#9 to #6 - postie ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
You should become a writer.
You should become a writer.
#7 to #6 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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that would be ******* adorable until the sand dunes and beaches fill with billions of pugs, and untold millions of them are crushed to death under the weight of the ones above. Once the crushing subsides and the still whimpering corpses of the dying pugs stop their kicking, the hordes of pugs will begin eating their dead. After a few hours billions of pugs begin ******** all over themselves and their dead, while still more pugs are pushed into the sea by their numbers and drowns in the now brownish red tide.

truly it was a paradise
#40 to #7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2013) [-]
excelent
#37 to #7 - ghouleyed (07/06/2013) [-]
Man that's dark yo.
Man that's dark yo.
User avatar #16 to #7 - dxpugs (07/06/2013) [-]
you ruined it for me now

i was happy now im kinda sad
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User avatar #12 to #7 - franklyimaperson (07/06/2013) [-]
You are also ignoring all the Pugs in the oceans... the lucky ones are crushed by the weight of the sea before the suffocation begins...
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