Title. . Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says 'Th have a glass of HIE!“ The second sientist says "I' ll have a glass of water too. .,, who di
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says 'Th have a glass of HIE!“
The second sientist says "I' ll have a glass of water too. .,, who did you
say HEW like I know ifs the chemical formula for water and all, but it' s
the end of the day and there' s really no need to intentionally over-
ate things like that in situation outside of work“
The first scientist stares at his drink. angry that his assassination plan has
failed.
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Submitted: 07/05/2013
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#1 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
BECAUSE HE WANTED HIM TO ASK FOR H2O2
#2 to #1 - joikacake (07/05/2013) [-]
My job here is done!
My job here is done!
User avatar #12 - pixlexia (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
2 scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H2O"
The second scientist says "I'll have H20 too"
The waiter hands both the men water, because it's a bar.
User avatar #11 - samoaspider (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Two scientists walk into a bar. they both hit their heads.
User avatar #14 - fckya (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So this man walks into a bar. Wait, sorry. Its a giraffe. So this man walks into a giraffe...
#21 - biscuitsunited (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and shouts to the barkeep, "Five beers"
Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and shouts to the barkeep, "Five beers"
#8 - typeonegative (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - rainbowboyviii (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it.
^_^
User avatar #24 to #23 - grimagination (07/06/2013) [-]
if the second scientist were to say "ill have a glass of h20 too (H202)" he would die cuz H202 is toxic
#31 - empithree ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
an american, an iranian and a russian walk into a bar.   
the bartender just looks at them and asks.   
"what is this? some kind of joke?"
an american, an iranian and a russian walk into a bar.
the bartender just looks at them and asks.
"what is this? some kind of joke?"
User avatar #30 - srapture (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
2 scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some H2O too"
The bartender replies "What, hydrogen peroxide?... Why would I have that here?"
The misunderstanding is cleared up posthaste and the bartender remains a little annoyed that neither scientist actually bought anything.
User avatar #41 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The multiverse collapses under the number of possible jokes. All life is destroyed, forever, both future and past.

(and that's why most religions discourage their staff from drinking)
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User avatar #19 - drifloon (07/06/2013) [-]
Billy was a chemist's son, now Billy is no more.....for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
#18 - herpderpberp (07/06/2013) [-]
While we're on the topic of intellectual jokes..   
   
-is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
While we're on the topic of intellectual jokes..

-is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
#38 - douthit (07/06/2013) [-]
It took me a minute.
It took me a minute.
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar. One of them sighs and says: "My life is a joke"
User avatar #36 - chaossniper ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
or you know you're in a bar why don't drink a beer
User avatar #33 - zaxzwim (07/06/2013) [-]
two scientists walk into a bar and order water for what ever reason
#29 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Two dyslexic scientists walk into a bra.
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