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#2 - comradvlad (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that dressing "nice" wont help him with the ladies... Also... Fedora... Red leather jacket... Cheap necklace that came out of a plastic egg... Oh dear zombie jesus please bring back natural selection
#77 to #2 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
Natural selection.... we're bringin' it back, nigga.
#4 to #2 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with a red leather jacket if you know how to wear them. I have the exact jacket from Fight Club and the one time someone tried ragging on me for it they shut up pretty quickly because I have the abs to back it up.
#60 to #4 - mytrakytra (07/06/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you do, suck his dick with your abs?
#54 to #4 - latinotornado (07/06/2013) [-]
>implying abs mean shit when fighting
#61 to #54 - usernamecannotload (07/06/2013) [-]
well.. if they punch you in the stomach it won't hurt you much
User avatar #62 to #61 - latinotornado (07/06/2013) [-]
You don't need abs for that. That's just core
#115 to #62 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
What? It's the abs that are getting hit so it will hurt more if you have weaker ones. Core would allow you to easily keep your balance after being punched but have nothing to do with pain when hit in the abs.
User avatar #63 to #62 - usernamecannotload (07/06/2013) [-]
I stand corrected
User avatar #64 to #49 - caluchi (07/06/2013) [-]
Haven't played runescape in so long...my childhood...
User avatar #44 to #4 - trollypollyz (07/06/2013) [-]
You are now IP blocked, have a good day.
#40 to #4 - snickerstheif (07/06/2013) [-]
Try not to cut yourself with all that edge.
User avatar #5 to #4 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
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User avatar #35 to #34 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I am a slut. At least, on the internet I am.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know too many homophobes to act like a slut IRL.
User avatar #75 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/06/2013) [-]
fuck em and do it anyway
#6 to #5 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
You clearly don't have a fucking clue what edgy means. Moron.
User avatar #7 to #6 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
You're talking about your abs on the internet. While posting as anonymous. Yep, you're an absolute badass.
#10 to #7 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
'Cause it's so much more hardcore to try and act aloof and cut someone down because they havn't got an account.

You're waaaay to edgy for me dude. You must be so hardcore!
#11 to #10 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
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It's really not that hard to make an account. And no one here cares about your abs. Unless you're posting naked pictures of yourself.
#13 to #11 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
And nobody gives a shit about you trying to trying to justify your existence by projecting your own insecurities and being a cunt.
User avatar #8 to #7 - SuitUp (07/05/2013) [-]
Says the neckbeard with a fucking cartoon girl as his DP trying to act hard because he has the safety of the internet between him and the opposition.
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm clean shaven. And I picked it because I like it. Am I not allowed to have a mesmerizing booty gif as a profile picture?
User avatar #15 to #9 - SuitUp (07/05/2013) [-]
It doesn't exactly scream sophistication. Kinda takes the sting away from an already tired and crap joke, especially when you use it in the wrong context :/
User avatar #16 to #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk. The only website that can go full shitstorm over something silly like this.
User avatar #18 to #16 - SuitUp (07/05/2013) [-]
Hardly a shitstorm. You are the one at fault in the first place anyway, ironically by trying to be edgy.
User avatar #20 to #18 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
See, now if I keep commenting we're gonna look like a asswipes, if I delete my comments I'll look like a tool, and if I just stop commenting I'll look like a child. So the two best courses of action is to either just say fuck it and stop or turn this into a sexual roleplay. Your call.
User avatar #22 to #20 - SuitUp (07/05/2013) [-]
*Sexually strokes his tie and gives heartlessrobot a 'come hither' look*
I want you Gerald, I have ever since we first met in that cocktail bar last thanksgiving.
*Tears open his shirt, revealing a huge tattoo that read 'Get it Here'*
User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm ready for you.
*Bends over*
User avatar #45 to #41 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, would you like a turn?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Make-up sex after an argument.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Traps are my favorite, but I like dude dudes too. And girls. Just not as much as dudes. Just ask sparkyoneonetwo.
User avatar #76 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/06/2013) [-]
I"m make you like dudes 100% <3
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User avatar #31 to #30 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I'd say guy, but boxers look like they're put in the shot on purpose to confuse someone, so I'd say girl.
Or, whichever gender they wish to identify as.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I'd reach down someone's pants and find a pleasant surprise either way.
#12 to #9 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say it's advisable if you're going to try and attack people in such a pathetic manner. It undermines your position from the start.
User avatar #14 to #12 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, it's the internet so any argument is entirely irrelevant and both peoples positions are undermined simply because it's an internet argument, so I'll just keep the booty gif.
#17 to #14 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
That's the most stupid fucking thing I have ever heard. The only people that take that stance on internet debating are the ones too inadequate to present and support their position properly. Writing off the largest advance in communication that we have ever had for debate and conversation is irredeemably stupid.
User avatar #19 to #17 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
No, righting off mindless bickering on a website where even the people with names are anonymous and neither side is actually accomplishing anything is common sense.
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