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#15 - arkanios (07/05/2013) [-]
Masterbating so hard that the skin peels off and the shaft bleeds whenever you get an erection until the wound heals completely.

Just guy things.
User avatar #49 to #15 - pulluspardus (07/06/2013) [-]
which is why you shouldn't use your penis as a fish bait.
User avatar #44 to #15 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
I am embarrassed to say I have done that.
User avatar #172 to #44 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
Don't be embarrassed.
#LeHardcoreFappers
User avatar #176 to #172 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
Another thing is NEVER JERK IT WITH SHAMPOO. It may feel good for a while, but it will make your dicks skin dry up and peel. It is an excruciating pain.
User avatar #178 to #176 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know.
Did it with soap.
If you go fast it'll work, but if you do it too often you'll dry it out or if you take too long it'll also dry out.
User avatar #179 to #178 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah. Conditioner hurts just plain. The best unconventional lube is Germ-X by far.
User avatar #180 to #179 - nsfwbrowserv (07/06/2013) [-]
What about spit?
User avatar #182 to #180 - vicsix (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah, If you want. I did that a couple times, and the after piss, if you get spit in your urethra then you piss it out. It's actually a bit too messy, and can clog your dick hole a little.
User avatar #17 to #15 - sirnigga ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
cringed
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