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User avatar #2 - deltoraquest (07/05/2013) [-]
actually in australia we have magnetic metal in our shoes that keep us stuck to the ground, with this we just use electron magnets to take all the protons out of the base of the rocket.
User avatar #107 to #2 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
Do you think the magnets are causing your people's alcoholism? And perhaps the magnets are causing Australian animals to become aggressive?
User avatar #110 to #107 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
no it's just like that
User avatar #111 to #110 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
Ha! Fair enough, my good man! I haven't ever gotten drunk with an Aussie. I hope it will be a good experience. I want to drink with someone from every nation.
User avatar #112 to #111 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
let me tell you how **** works in 3 places:

america: get beer in can, drink beer from can, get drunk, crash car, die

Ireland: get beer in glass mug bigger than your face, drink as much as you can, get drunk, more beer

Aus: get beer in glass that looks like this You need to login to view this link , drink, have another, one more, get drunk, fight someone, win or lose against them, one of you buys the other beer, laugh about the fight you just had over beer.

that's the experience as far as I know...
User avatar #113 to #112 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm American.

Getting drunk here it's like: get beer, get drunk, tell each of your brothers how awesome they are and why, lasso bald eagle, ride bald eagle as to avoid killing someone, keep bald eagle as pet, name eagle "Liberty", become president.
User avatar #114 to #113 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
well I'm not american and I have to friends so I wasn't doing it right
#60 to #2 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
I think you meant to say:
˙ʇǝʞɔoɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno suoʇoɹd ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ sʇǝubɐɯ uoɹʇɔǝןǝ ǝsn ʇsnظ ǝʍ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ 'punoɹb ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔnʇs sn dǝǝʞ ʇɐɥʇ sǝoɥs ɹno uı ןɐʇǝɯ ɔıʇǝubɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ
User avatar #109 to #60 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
anon I translated to "right-way-up" so everyone doesn't have to read it like us
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