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Australian Space Program

Australian Space Program. Source: Found on Imgur, Not from there. DID YOU KNOW? I doesn' t take as much met to launch in racket inn: space when it is hunched fr

Source: Found on Imgur, Not from there

DID YOU KNOW?
I doesn' t take as much met to launch in racket
inn: space when it is hunched from Australie.
Scientists simply auntie me ret: |:' . end I felts we
enter space. where it is then guided be its engines.
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User avatar #2 - deltoraquest (07/05/2013) [-]
actually in australia we have magnetic metal in our shoes that keep us stuck to the ground, with this we just use electron magnets to take all the protons out of the base of the rocket.
User avatar #107 to #2 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
Do you think the magnets are causing your people's alcoholism? And perhaps the magnets are causing Australian animals to become aggressive?
User avatar #110 to #107 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
no it's just like that
User avatar #111 to #110 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
Ha! Fair enough, my good man! I haven't ever gotten drunk with an Aussie. I hope it will be a good experience. I want to drink with someone from every nation.
User avatar #112 to #111 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
let me tell you how **** works in 3 places:

america: get beer in can, drink beer from can, get drunk, crash car, die

Ireland: get beer in glass mug bigger than your face, drink as much as you can, get drunk, more beer

Aus: get beer in glass that looks like this You need to login to view this link , drink, have another, one more, get drunk, fight someone, win or lose against them, one of you buys the other beer, laugh about the fight you just had over beer.

that's the experience as far as I know...
User avatar #113 to #112 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm American.

Getting drunk here it's like: get beer, get drunk, tell each of your brothers how awesome they are and why, lasso bald eagle, ride bald eagle as to avoid killing someone, keep bald eagle as pet, name eagle "Liberty", become president.
User avatar #114 to #113 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
well I'm not american and I have to friends so I wasn't doing it right
#60 to #2 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
I think you meant to say:
˙ʇǝʞɔoɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsɐq ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno suoʇoɹd ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ sʇǝubɐɯ uoɹʇɔǝןǝ ǝsn ʇsnظ ǝʍ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ 'punoɹb ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔnʇs sn dǝǝʞ ʇɐɥʇ sǝoɥs ɹno uı ןɐʇǝɯ ɔıʇǝubɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ
User avatar #109 to #60 - deltoraquest (07/06/2013) [-]
anon I translated to "right-way-up" so everyone doesn't have to read it like us
User avatar #18 - kiezash (07/05/2013) [-]
Apparently trampolines are banned in Australia, just in case someone jumps too high and falls off the earth.
#29 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I can confirm.

I am scientistic.
#32 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
#88 - SILENCEnight (07/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at pork ** did you know- that people would actually believe that crap?
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#89 to #88 - furiousmarshmellow has deleted their comment [-]
#91 to #89 - SILENCEnight (07/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at The award for greatest actor goes to... ** No **** this is a joke, that's why i termed the fact it presented as 'crap'.
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#96 to #91 - furiousmarshmellow has deleted their comment [-]
#97 to #96 - SILENCEnight (07/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at faith in humanity restored ** There are some people who's stupidity would amaze you. And about the the not rolling images... No.
#106 to #89 - steavo (07/06/2013) [-]
Did you know:

That you are dissing somebody who you think doesn't understand a joke when you don't understand their JOKE?
User avatar #23 - whoisnobody (07/05/2013) [-]
ok i know no one is stupid enough to believe that considering Australia doesn't have a space program
#67 to #57 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
Must be an American car
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/05/2013) [-]
Imagine the possibilities
User avatar #9 - suddenfury (07/05/2013) [-]
Aah, yes... we should all know the theory behind this.
the Theory of Evolution.
Everything falls downwards because those things that fall upwards go into space and cannot find a mate to procreate with.
#87 - CaptainKill (07/06/2013) [-]
So goddamn legit.
#49 - benighted (07/06/2013) [-]
**benighted rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Tough luck bro. ** MFW realizing it was'nt true..
#10 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one bored ******** by this ******* joke.

"durr hurr Australia is at the bottom of the world so everything is upside down."
#11 to #10 - Spikeydeath (07/05/2013) [-]
I find them funny
#12 to #11 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
Eh, 			****		 this site anyway.
Eh, **** this site anyway.
#13 to #12 - Spikeydeath (07/05/2013) [-]
Then delete your account and get the **** out
#14 to #13 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
I could.    
   
But I'm not going to. Not over something as trivial as the majority not agreeing with my opinion. That would be childish.
I could.

But I'm not going to. Not over something as trivial as the majority not agreeing with my opinion. That would be childish.
#16 to #14 - Spikeydeath (07/05/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion so hey theres that?
#17 to #16 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, I guess.
Thanks, I guess.
#24 to #10 - namesoicanpost (07/05/2013) [-]
how we feel about most jokes on funnyjunk as they repeated over and over, but I learnt just " **** it " and skip them
User avatar #21 to #10 - rplix (07/05/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#22 to #21 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 to #10 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Finally, someone who I can agree with.
#101 - frotw (07/06/2013) [-]
It's ok guise, I've played a couple of hours of Kerbal Space Program and I can confirm that this is accurate
User avatar #8 - vladhellsing (07/05/2013) [-]
NO! The last thing we need is spiders colonising the moon.
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#50 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 to #50 - lolollo (07/06/2013) [-]
Because that's how diseases get cured, right? You dump "x" amount of money at it and it gets cured.

Yes...this is how biology works...
#121 to #102 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
ROFL HOLY **** KID GET SERVED LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOL
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#119 to #102 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#120 to #119 - lolollo (07/07/2013) [-]
Then the disease is already cured, and the issue isn't in actively curing it, but having money to go through with the procedure. That isn't on the government, that's on the insurance companies, which is something Obama would have no contol over.

The issue I had with your comment is that you talked about "the government keeps putting money in the military and not on curing Huntingtons Disease!" If you knew anthing about biology, you'd know that, if Huntington's Disease were not already cured, curing a disease, even a genetic disease, is about trying things like that sound like they should work, and hoping they do. The funding goes into allowing yourself more time to study the disease and try new processes. Or do you really think that HIV still doesn't have a cure because Obama is too busy dumping money into his vacation pool? In reality, it's because viruses, bacteria, and genetic diseases are uncured because they're either misunderstood, extremely resilient, or the nature of the infection itself is preventing it from being cured.

But if you want to continue sounding like you know more about biology than a physical biology major with your 9th grade experience you go right on ahead. I'll mop the floor with you.
#132 to #120 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
he said "eradicate" btw

(read carefully)
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#123 to #120 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #125 to #123 - lolollo (07/07/2013) [-]
I have 3 doctorates in Biology, Genetic Engineering, and ******* your Mother...

...each.

You see how easy that is?
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#127 to #125 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129 to #127 - lolollo (07/08/2013) [-]
Had I been trolling, you'd have known it a png time ago. I made that point to show you that I'm not impressed by your showboating, nor do I believe you.

Mainly because you barely have the background knowledge to back it up.
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#130 to #129 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #133 to #130 - lolollo (07/09/2013) [-]
Cost is only a part of it.
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#122 to #120 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #122 - lolollo (07/07/2013) [-]
That's still not "We're trying to cure this disorder but we can't because thanks Obama!" that's a matter of having a procedure done that does cure it, and not once did I say that it doesn't. In fact, not once did I say that I doubted the fact that such a thing even exists. You're pulling all of this out of your ass in order to make yourself look smarter when the truth is all you've done is hang on one disorder, that I'm guessing you did one school project on, that you must know everything about, so you don't dare deviate from it.

Also, in order:

1. A dominant disorder, like Huntington's Disease, is a disorder presenting itself from a dominant allele where even if the zygote is heterozygous, they will present symptoms of the disease. Most dominant disorders will kill the zgyote if they have a homozygoes dominant genotype, which is why people with huntingtons have a heterozygous genotype, which is why you have a 50% chance of getting it if one of your parents has it, because you have a 50/50 shot of either getting the one good allele, or the dominant allele that will give you Huntingtons Disease.

2. A recessive disorder is the opposite, the disease presents itself on the recessive allele, so even if you have an allele with the disorder, so long as you have the one good, dominant allele, you won't have the disorder, but you'll be what's known as a "carrier." Hemophilia is an example of an X-linked recessive disorder.

3. Not anywhere in my last comment did I even hint that HIV is a genetic disorder. HIV is a retrovirus that attacks the T-cells in the human immune system, which is why HIV is such a bitch to make a vaccine for since even weakened forms of the virus have shown to be strong enough to overtake human T-Cells.

Now go ahead and tell me I looked all of this up on google. It's what your default response was going to be instead of sneering at me in case I didn't bother answering.
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#126 to #124 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #128 to #126 - lolollo (07/08/2013) [-]
When you looked up "recessive disorder" you didn't realize that the dictionary gave you the definition of a generic, genetic disorder.

www.thefreedictionary.com/Recessive+disorders

Had you gone down further, you'd have found a link to "autosomal recessive defect", which is defined as a disorder caused by having two recessive copies of a mutant allele.

www.thefreedictionary.com/autosomal+recessive+defect

Then again had you known what you were talking about in the first place, I wouldn't have had to do your homework for you.

And I didn't compare Huntington's Disease to HIV. I used HIV as another examole of a disease we're currently breaking our backs to try and eradicate. Seriously, you suck at this.
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#131 to #128 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #134 to #131 - lolollo (07/09/2013) [-]
It's simple, you don't know what you're talking about. Anyone with half a brain can see that, not matter how much you try to put on this demeanor that you do.
User avatar #54 to #50 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
And what does this have to do with this joke about Australia's space program?
#56 - megafranco (07/06/2013) [-]
I am going to get lots of thumbs down for this comment. But I dont understand this australian jokes
#99 to #56 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #560 at im worried i picked a bad username... **   
dat watermark
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #560 at im worried i picked a bad username... **
dat watermark
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#92 - camblea (07/06/2013) [-]
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#7 - John Cena (07/05/2013) [-]
i an solve a rubiks cube so take it from me this is true...
User avatar #86 - sinclairr (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand the whole Australia joke...

isn't the Earth flat? You're all a little off....
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