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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/05/2013) [-]
Because who gives out 9 hour detentions anymore
Because who gives out 9 hour detentions anymore
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User avatar #12 to #1 - misfitsftw (07/05/2013) [-]
who would even agree to go? kids in my old high school got detentions and just didnt bother going to em. teacher asked where they were. reply- "i showed up and waited for like 10 minutes but i couldnt find you, so i just left." worked every time. still got yelled at but the detention went away.
#9 to #1 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I got hit in the face once, but the PE teacher saw my retaliation so I got In school suspension for four hours, and five the next.
The vice principles exact words "We are not punishing you, we are just helping you understand your lesson"
User avatar #24 to #9 - rippercrust (07/06/2013) [-]
I fell off my bike on my way to school when i was about 11

and my teachers tried making me run a lap around the oval (they hated me) and said "If you don't have a note from home about your leg, you still have to run" even though my knee was clearly bleeding (i still have the scar) then they started going "poor joshie, cant run around the oval boohoo" so i told them to shut up and got put an inner school suspension for a week
User avatar #29 to #24 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
What bitches.
Well when I was in the 5th grade we were hiking a long forest trail
When my legs gave out all a sudden, They forced me to walk even though my legs went out. No them telling me to stay where I am and they will go for help no
I had to skimper walk the rest of the way there.
Finally when I made it the gave me detention for being too slow.
Also didn't anyone tell them my legs go out at least once a year.
The should of been smart enough to know i'm epilepsy.
User avatar #8 to #1 - octaviamanoctavia (07/05/2013) [-]
I've been expelled for kicking a kid in the face once. Had to spend the day in detention for 9 hours. It's still a thing.

Kid had it coming though
User avatar #11 to #8 - misfitsftw (07/05/2013) [-]
or you could have just you know... not gone to it...
User avatar #13 to #11 - octaviamanoctavia (07/05/2013) [-]
I would have been kicked off school. Didn't really feel like it. Plus I spent the whole day laughing at misfits who were crying because they were being treated so "unfairly".
User avatar #14 to #13 - misfitsftw (07/05/2013) [-]
fair enough. i got isolation once and they put me in a room full of chavs who were crying for a cig. "i neeed a ciiiig! cmon let us have a fag, just oone quick draw out of t' window!"
pissin myself, kind of a counter productive punishment. plus you get behind in your classwork in those lessons you miss, so even more pointless.
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