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#1 - iamtheblackgoat

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Because who gives out 9 hour detentions anymore

#82 to #1 - adplum

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#8 to #1 - octaviamanoctavia

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I've been expelled for kicking a kid in the face once. Had to spend the day in detention for 9 hours. It's still a thing.

Kid had it coming though

#11 to #8 - misfitsftw

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or you could have just you know... not gone to it...

#13 to #11 - octaviamanoctavia

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I would have been kicked off school. Didn't really feel like it. Plus I spent the whole day laughing at misfits who were crying because they were being treated so "unfairly".

#14 to #13 - misfitsftw

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fair enough. i got isolation once and they put me in a room full of chavs who were crying for a cig. "i neeed a ciiiig! cmon let us have a fag, just oone quick draw out of t' window!"
pissin myself, kind of a counter productive punishment. plus you get behind in your classwork in those lessons you miss, so even more pointless.

#12 to #1 - misfitsftw

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who would even agree to go? kids in my old high school got detentions and just didnt bother going to em. teacher asked where they were. reply- "i showed up and waited for like 10 minutes but i couldnt find you, so i just left." worked every time. still got yelled at but the detention went away.

#9 to #1 - whyunofeellucky

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I got hit in the face once, but the PE teacher saw my retaliation so I got In school suspension for four hours, and five the next.
The vice principles exact words "We are not punishing you, we are just helping you understand your lesson"

#24 to #9 - rippercrust

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I fell off my bike on my way to school when i was about 11

and my teachers tried making me run a lap around the oval (they hated me) and said "If you don't have a note from home about your leg, you still have to run" even though my knee was clearly bleeding (i still have the scar) then they started going "poor joshie, cant run around the oval boohoo" so i told them to shut up and got put an inner school suspension for a week

#29 to #24 - dmkstarstar

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What bitches.
Well when I was in the 5th grade we were hiking a long forest trail
When my legs gave out all a sudden, They forced me to walk even though my legs went out. No them telling me to stay where I am and they will go for help no
I had to skimper walk the rest of the way there.
Finally when I made it the gave me detention for being too slow.
Also didn't anyone tell them my legs go out at least once a year.
The should of been smart enough to know i'm epilepsy.

#2 - phtholognyrrh

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(07/05/2013) [-]

ill meet you there. will you bring the doobage?

#23 to #2 - vanillasmoke

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(07/06/2013) [-]

on my way

#27 to #23 - phtholognyrrh

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dont forget the vodka. lots of it.

#31 to #27 - vanillasmoke

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or the pixie sticks, need those.

#39 to #31 - phtholognyrrh

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(07/06/2013) [-]

we could try out for some scholarships too

#40 to #39 - SgtBaha

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(07/06/2013) [-]

*insert Breakfast Club gif and reference here*

#41 to #40 - phtholognyrrh

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(07/06/2013) [-]

itd be more fun if you joined in instead of scrolling through to make fun of it.

#52 to #41 - SgtBaha

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My apologies. I was joking, but I didn't mean to insult.
Perhaps I could make up for it by bringing lipstick?

#55 to #52 - phtholognyrrh

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(07/06/2013) [-]

now thats better!

#80 to #55 - icecreamonnips

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(07/06/2013) [-]

bless this thread

#86 to #80 - phtholognyrrh

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best thread ive been in on in a long time

#6 - CaptalnPlanet

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(07/05/2013) [-]

I went to detention for a hour and found $34 on my way out by trash cans

#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Because you don't have a black friend named Shanice

#10 to #4 - messerschmidto

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(07/05/2013) [-]

WTF I do
She's like my only female black friend
This is scarry

#62 to #10 - anon id: 94770ef9

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Oh my god, I have like 2 black friends and one of them is Shanise.

What other lies have you been feeding us, grandtheftkoala, IF THAT IS YOU'RE REAL NAME!!!!!

#26 - emergence **User deleted account**

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#42 - imonaboatman

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(07/06/2013) [-]

I never get detention. That must be why I'm lonely and single.

#43 to #42 - illegalartist

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3edgy5me

#84 to #42 - Nanico

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Oh, I know. It's probably because you're a BIG nerd.

#95 to #84 - imonaboatman

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The weird thing is, I'm not really that nerdy. I actually get into trouble like a normal person pretty regularly, but teachers at my school like me because I have a 4.2 GPA, so they let me off on things they would punish other people for. It's kinda nice.