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Reply+167

(07/05/2013)[-]

Because who gives out 9 hour detentions anymore

Reply+12

(07/05/2013)[-]

I got hit in the face once, but the PE teacher saw my retaliation so I got In school suspension for four hours, and five the next.
The vice principles exact words "We are not punishing you, we are just helping you understand your lesson"

#24 to #9 - rippercrust

Reply+10

(07/06/2013)[-]

I fell off my bike on my way to school when i was about 11

and my teachers tried making me run a lap around the oval (they hated me) and said "If you don't have a note from home about your leg, you still have to run" even though my knee was clearly bleeding (i still have the scar) then they started going "poor joshie, cant run around the oval boohoo" so i told them to shut up and got put an inner school suspension for a week

#29 to #24 - dmkstarstar

Reply+6

(07/06/2013)[-]

What bitches.
Well when I was in the 5th grade we were hiking a long forest trail
When my legs gave out all a sudden, They forced me to walk even though my legs went out. No them telling me to stay where I am and they will go for help no
I had to skimper walk the rest of the way there.
Finally when I made it the gave me detention for being too slow.
Also didn't anyone tell them my legs go out at least once a year.
The should of been smart enough to know i'm epilepsy.

#12 to #1 - misfitsftw

Reply+5

(07/05/2013)[-]

who would even agree to go? kids in my old high school got detentions and just didnt bother going to em. teacher asked where they were. reply- "i showed up and waited for like 10 minutes but i couldnt find you, so i just left." worked every time. still got yelled at but the detention went away.

#8 to #1 - octaviamanoctavia

Reply+3

(07/05/2013)[-]

I've been expelled for kicking a kid in the face once. Had to spend the day in detention for 9 hours. It's still a thing.

Kid had it coming though

#11 to #8 - misfitsftw

Reply+1

(07/05/2013)[-]

or you could have just you know... not gone to it...

#13 to #11 - octaviamanoctavia

Reply0

(07/05/2013)[-]

I would have been kicked off school. Didn't really feel like it. Plus I spent the whole day laughing at misfits who were crying because they were being treated so "unfairly".

#14 to #13 - misfitsftw

Reply+1

(07/05/2013)[-]

fair enough. i got isolation once and they put me in a room full of chavs who were crying for a cig. "i neeed a ciiiig! cmon let us have a fag, just oone quick draw out of t' window!"
pissin myself, kind of a counter productive punishment. plus you get behind in your classwork in those lessons you miss, so even more pointless.

#82 to #1 - adplum

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#2 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+68

(07/05/2013)[-]

ill meet you there. will you bring the doobage?

#23 to #2 - vanillasmoke

Reply+5

(07/06/2013)[-]

on my way

#27 to #23 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

dont forget the vodka. lots of it.

#31 to #27 - vanillasmoke

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

or the pixie sticks, need those.

#39 to #31 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+3

(07/06/2013)[-]

we could try out for some scholarships too

#40 to #39 - SgtBaha

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

*insert Breakfast Club gif and reference here*

#41 to #40 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+4

(07/06/2013)[-]

itd be more fun if you joined in instead of scrolling through to make fun of it.

#52 to #41 - SgtBaha

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

My apologies. I was joking, but I didn't mean to insult.
Perhaps I could make up for it by bringing lipstick?

#55 to #52 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+4

(07/06/2013)[-]

now thats better!

#80 to #55 - icecreamonnips

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

bless this thread

#86 to #80 - phtholognyrrh

Reply+1

(07/06/2013)[-]

best thread ive been in on in a long time

#6 - CaptalnPlanet

Reply+43

(07/05/2013)[-]

I went to detention for a hour and found $34 on my way out by trash cans

#4 - grandtheftkoala**User deleted account**

Reply+28

(07/05/2013)[-]

Because you don't have a black friend named Shanice

#10 to #4 - messerschmidto

Reply+7

(07/05/2013)[-]

WTF I do
She's like my only female black friend
This is scarry

#62 to #10 - anon id: 94770ef9

Reply0

(07/06/2013)[-]

Oh my god, I have like 2 black friends and one of them is Shanise.

What other lies have you been feeding us, grandtheftkoala, IF THAT IS YOU'RE REAL NAME!!!!!

#26 - emergence**User deleted account**

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#42 - imonaboatman

Reply+26

(07/06/2013)[-]

I never get detention. That must be why I'm lonely and single.

#83 to #42 - moms

Reply+2

(07/06/2013)[-]

#84 to #42 - Nanico

Reply0

(07/06/2013)[-]

Oh, I know. It's probably because you're a BIG nerd.

#95 to #84 - imonaboatman

Reply0

(07/06/2013)[-]

The weird thing is, I'm not really that nerdy. I actually get into trouble like a normal person pretty regularly, but teachers at my school like me because I have a 4.2 GPA, so they let me off on things they would punish other people for. It's kinda nice.